Lol. Don't worry if you can't understand what Chazz is saying. That's part of the mouth numbing charm.

This is the fault of one http://kaden-amano.deviantart.com. Here, look -

Me: It doesn't look...right, though
Kaden: the size looks sort of weird
Kaden: is it like a half-poster? XD
Me: I...don't really now!
Me: *know
Kaden: XD yeah something about it looks off
Me: Chazz's look...is..weird. He either looks like he's trying to be hot or retarded xD
Kaden: ahahaha!
Kaden: trying too hard or something XD
Me: XD!! Yea
Me: Chazz: UGH I'M SEXY, UGH *DROOLS*
Kaden: *DIES*
Kaden: XDDDD
Me: Chazz: WHAT you don't want to get with this!? *SQUIRM, DROOL*
Kaden: OMFG XD
Kaden: UGH *DROOLS* LOL oh man I am SO amused XD
Me: I CAN TELL XDDD
Me: Chazz: Why aren't you touching me already!? *SPITTLE EVERYWHERE*
Kaden: SPITTLE
Kaden: pffft OMG you should draw that
Kaden: that would be hilarious XD
Me: What, Chazz just drooling everywhere!? xD
Kaden: yeah and like dropping pick-up lines
Kaden: and Jimmy's like horrified
Me: *So fucking amused by this*

This convo somehow eventually became what birds shove up their asses for pleasure. Don't ask.