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Dammit Seviper, every freakin' year you do this, and every year I need to pry her off of you.
And I'm no expert, but when a lady starts tying you into knots, complete with a noose around your neck, I'm pretty sure that's a firm indication that she is not sexually availa. . .
No! Stop! Seviper, shut up! Nnngh! Zangoose, don't listen to him! He wants you to get angry!
Oh crap. . . Dammit wings! Give me some freakin' altitude!
Yeah, Zangoose Day tends to really blow in our household. Mostly on account of Seviper always trying to give her the exact same gift (and FYI Seviper, if you try to give that to my daughter on Vulpix day, I will gouge your eyes out with your own tail blade).
I'd also love to know how it is that Zangoose manages to make herself so bloody heavy when she wills it. Seriously, I've even had a whole Dewgong squeeze her way into my beak and still managed to get off the ground. What the heck is making it so hard to do now?
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And I'm no expert, but when a lady starts tying you into knots, complete with a noose around your neck, I'm pretty sure that's a firm indication that she is not sexually availa. . .
No! Stop! Seviper, shut up! Nnngh! Zangoose, don't listen to him! He wants you to get angry!
Oh crap. . . Dammit wings! Give me some freakin' altitude!
Yeah, Zangoose Day tends to really blow in our household. Mostly on account of Seviper always trying to give her the exact same gift (and FYI Seviper, if you try to give that to my daughter on Vulpix day, I will gouge your eyes out with your own tail blade).
I'd also love to know how it is that Zangoose manages to make herself so bloody heavy when she wills it. Seriously, I've even had a whole Dewgong squeeze her way into my beak and still managed to get off the ground. What the heck is making it so hard to do now?
Pokemon is © Game Freak / Nintendo
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LustBubbles.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Pokemon
Species Pokemon
Size 999 x 593px
File Size 264.9 kB
Well. . . More often than not, they do get along. It's just that. . . Well. . .
Zangoose: "One takes no crap and the other is full of crap?"
Seviper: "One's got a stick up her butt and the other has something much more pleasurable to put in its place?"
*sigh* One is Adamant, the other is Impish.
Zangoose: "One takes no crap and the other is full of crap?"
Seviper: "One's got a stick up her butt and the other has something much more pleasurable to put in its place?"
*sigh* One is Adamant, the other is Impish.
......Oh^^;LOL......Well, like I said, Zangoose and Seviper: the Pokémon equivalent to Romeo and Juliet(kind of hence my nicknaming for Romeo the Shiny Zangoose and Juliet the Shiny Seviper)They didn't like that their own family clans were always hating each other and no one in said family clans would tell either of them why, so they each ran away from home......never to return. Basically, Romeo's a lone Zangoose(not to mention Shiny)and Juliet a lone Shiny Seviper, so they can love whomever they want to love......which is each other<:)Anyway, Romeo is Relaxed, Juliet is Jolly......but both of them are also Highly curious. Plus, they both hate Sweet Food. Romeo likes Spicy and Juliet's favorite food type is Dry
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