"So, you done trying to get away?"
"I'll stop trying when you stop being a banana-munching, flea-eating, feces-throwing-"
"OKAY, one, those are stereotypes. And two, maybe I wouldn't have to resort to restraining you if you would just stop cutting school."
"So I'm a delinquent. Anything else you'd like to add to that?"
"Yeah. You need a haircut, Goku."
"Smart-ass simian."
"Call me what you want. Just know that our DNA only differ by two percent, so anything you call me, you could easily be calling yourself the same thing."
"Wouldn't be worse that what my dad is to me....."
"So are you gonna keep trying to get away, or are you gonna behave? 'Cause I'm gonna be taking you back to school anyway."
".....I want some pancakes."
"Okay."
"And I don't have any money on me, so you'll have to pay for 'em."
"Will you promise to stay put?"
"I can't guarantee anything."
"....Fair enough."