
And the guy didn't even touch it! It BSOD'd on its own and KERZAAAPed the poor guy, and now he is being transformed into a cartoon skunk! Not only that, the Wand thinks its a hacked device and it self-destructs (deactivates), making it a $500 paperweight. Let's see. A free, Open Source cartoon utility was awesome for two versions, bought out and was proprietorized, got a mack-up version of the Linux kernal, and now has some completely proprietary OS that is supremely farked up. Sounds like a bit from a few software companies I know, hmm... Makes me want to reconsider the next version of Toon Wand...
Part two of the anonymous dude's commission. Hope you like.
Part two of the anonymous dude's commission. Hope you like.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Skunk
Size 1097 x 885px
File Size 193.6 kB
It's actually its own independent system, an ultra-mobile computer like the Sony UX. Here's the specs:
3x USB 2.0 port
1x Firewire
1x 5.2ghz Pintel Dual core processor (Each core being 2.6 ghz)
2x INVIDIA Micro 9600GT video card, SLI
1x Pop-open Rewritable Bloo-Ray/HD-DVD/DVD/CD disc drive at 52x read/write speed
1x HD-ready 1080p holographic projection screen
1x WandSoft TOONMAGIC Module Card, Imagination Ready
1x SDHC Card slot
1x Memory Stick Pro Trio slot
1x 12V Charger port, Li-OH battery (up to 40 hours)
2x 500GB SEADATE Anti-grav solid state hard drives
1x UberVGA/SVGA port
1x S-video port
1x RMS-CIA card slot
1x Touchpad interface
1x Sound Nuker Card w/ Audio Out, Microphone, Line In ports
1x Ethernet port
1x Wi-Fi card up to 56Mbps
1x Dial-up modem
And yet it's pretty damn useless given its failure rate.
3x USB 2.0 port
1x Firewire
1x 5.2ghz Pintel Dual core processor (Each core being 2.6 ghz)
2x INVIDIA Micro 9600GT video card, SLI
1x Pop-open Rewritable Bloo-Ray/HD-DVD/DVD/CD disc drive at 52x read/write speed
1x HD-ready 1080p holographic projection screen
1x WandSoft TOONMAGIC Module Card, Imagination Ready
1x SDHC Card slot
1x Memory Stick Pro Trio slot
1x 12V Charger port, Li-OH battery (up to 40 hours)
2x 500GB SEADATE Anti-grav solid state hard drives
1x UberVGA/SVGA port
1x S-video port
1x RMS-CIA card slot
1x Touchpad interface
1x Sound Nuker Card w/ Audio Out, Microphone, Line In ports
1x Ethernet port
1x Wi-Fi card up to 56Mbps
1x Dial-up modem
And yet it's pretty damn useless given its failure rate.
Somehow, I doubt he'll be happy... And if he is, then it must be mind altering as well. :P (In other words, it might be a good idea to show this is a malfunction by NOT making him happy with his change when it finishes - a malfunction usually would mean it turned him into something he DIDN'T like)
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