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"When intercourse ensues with an androgynous being and gender cannot be distinguished, due to certain laws of thermodynamics it is then said that the intercourse is considered, simultaneously, both gay and straight."
- Professor Squiddy T. Squidman on the Schrodenger's Pussy thought experiment.
- Professor Squiddy T. Squidman on the Schrodenger's Pussy thought experiment.
Whether you believe it to exist or not, or even agree with the classifications, the definitions for the words gay, straight, and gender still exist, and it can be accurately classified based on those definitions.
Also, this was a joke anyways. A word pun, of all things.
Also, this was a joke anyways. A word pun, of all things.
In any case considering her genitals officially transcend whatever we can conceive as reproductive organs or anything in our capacity to understand in the world of physics, it's not even gay or straight. It's a third thing that has yet to be named. Which I will now name Wangdingalingadorph.
It's wangdingalingadorph.
It's wangdingalingadorph.
And I just can't stop hearing this damn song.
Do you get off casting hexes,
Assuming forms of either sexes?
And, oh: Are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes
Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind?
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood
Now, are you a boy or a girl?
Do you get off casting hexes,
Assuming forms of either sexes?
And, oh: Are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes
Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind?
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood
Now, are you a boy or a girl?
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