He looks like there is a story behind the camera that is rather horrific and should not be told XD cutie though

Lol someone did something unmentionable xD

"ARE YOU STEALING MY SOOOOUUUUUUUUL?!"

hehehe such a derpzard

Seems that way o.o

He was giving me the look of death. He has intentions of world domination.

With that look, he probably could o.o

He is very persuasive... and quick when he wants to be.

My beardie was lazy xD She just laid there and stared at you o_o

He watches tv with me from his hammock when he is in his tank, but when I let him out he runs wild. ovo

I have always wanted one of these guys! I always been worried about how to take care of them though so he or she would last me a good long while. I raised a rabbit for about 11 years before he sadly passed away in our garden, and I like Lizards are way different then rabbits, so any tips?

Well they live roughly about 10 years average but I've met some slightly older ones before from breeders that I have met at reptile shows. Research your substrate and what it takes to maintain it. If you do a loose bedding I would personally recommend that you tong feed live food to them [crickets, dubia roaches, superworms, mealworms etc dusting them several times a week with calcium] to reduce them ingesting any bedding if they go to get the food and miss it. They aren't too graceful. Tank sizes for babies/juveniles are 20gallon longs, and for a full grown bearded or two, a 40 gallon breeder tank or bigger. ^^ And offer them veggies from the get go at a young age, especially dark leafy greens. [Do not offer iceburg lettuce, its just water, or spinach, can cause a calcium deficiency]. Also make sure to get proper lighting that heats the tank well on one side and leaves the other side cool [put a basking area under the heat lamp] and make sure you have a UVB bulb as well [helps bind calcium to their bones so they don't get a bone disease called MBD].
Here are a few care sheets if you would like:
https://www.beardeddragon.org/articles/caresheet/
http://www.lizard-landscapes.com/Be.....ed-Dragon.html
http://www.lllreptile.com/info/libr.....earded-dragon/

Thank you so much with the help I am going to look into these sites!

You're very welcome ^^