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The exhibits dug up that reveal the missing pieces of Wildcat City's history go on display at the city's museum of history, while the F5 Terror Force pulls the ultimate prank on Bendraqi and the Feeder Foxes.
DISCLAIMER: The real me still thinks the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings of 2012 were genuine shootings because the news reported that 20 kids died, but for the purposes of this RP, it was revealed to be just a hoax. (That's what Chuong found on Google.)
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DISCLAIMER: The real me still thinks the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings of 2012 were genuine shootings because the news reported that 20 kids died, but for the purposes of this RP, it was revealed to be just a hoax. (That's what Chuong found on Google.)
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Johan: *in Dutch* Exactly. People in Germany are claiming that the European Union has allowed the Feeder Foxes to bring their fat fur victims to Germany to hold their gromoffs. It not only disgusts people but also drives them insane. And besides, unlike America, Europe does not and will not accommodate the morbidly obese. Yes they have a lot of big male furs but the majority of them are muscular.
Johan: The EU does acknowledge that the Feeder Foxes are the problem and are helping European countries to secure their borders more but protestors are saying that the EU has ruined the economy across Europe by not allowing countries the opportunities to practice in being more self-sufficient. Of course, that's not always true.
I meant to have Jack say the bottom quote in that part.
Zachary: So happy to have those artifacts displayed in that museum. I just hope our enemies will talk less about Wildcat City and just let the city grow their own ways.
Star: Smartphones today warn us when severe weather disasters are imminent. These communication technology upgrades help people prepare a head of time.
Zachary: I agree. The furries in Wildcat City need to loosen up more and most of the furries who live there that uses electronics as much as humans do are usually the ones who recently moved in from other places.
Salvatore: Meanwhile, the F5 Terror Force are shouting "YOLO!" before and after pulling pranks on Bendraqi. Now one of them just tossed in a rubber snake with the American flag painted on it in Bendraqi's cell before making a break.
Zachary: First off, the YOLO meme is stupid! Just because "You Only Live Once" doesn't mean you should do stupid things for fun. At this rate, someone is going to get hurt by Bendraqi's rage or screw up a town out of spite and vengeance.
Kevin: How Ireland is one of the world's fastest growing countries an one of Europe's leaders in advanced infrastructure technology yet also have a high-rate of terrorism is beyond my reasoning. Even more surprising is that we still have baby booms with lots of Irish families having children despite the terrorism going on.
Zachary: Terrorists enjoy hiding in countries with booming economies and complex advanced infrastructures as they are easier to hide in. In fact, that is exactly what they want to see on Earth just like we do. Ireland not only has that but since its a divided island, it makes it even better for villains of all sorts with honor lurk in Ireland. As for why the Irish families continue to grow a lot in the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland and have children left and right, mainly because of the promotion that more people can change society for the better. Second, that's been happening since the Soviet Union was born and even when the Soviet Union collapsed, baby booms continue to show family pride, make society better, and of course, to most people, they find the thought of having children in a family home as comforting. The society part as I mentioned earlier, was a result from the promotion of communism by the Soviet Union promoting the idea that the masses of people who work together can improve society. The Soviet government encouraged their citizens to have families too to promote their agenda. Even when the Soviet Union collapsed, that idea still continues as most people would agree that family the most important in life in general and most people would enjoy seeing children and would want to have some themselves to play with and help them grow for society.
Devin: At this rate, the Irish government is going to declare a curfew if this keeps up. If UK orders a curfew in Northern Ireland, then the Republic of Ireland will do the same to deter terrorism.
Zachary: They've done that before temporarily and it didn't work. Terrorist snipers can pluck off the street cameras and streetlights so it makes it harder for anyone patrolling the city to find them in night. So both governments pretty much said "Screw it. This is not getting us anywhere." and decided to do away with the curfews. Irish families, especially younger families with lots of children, enforce curfews on their children and encourage them to stay at home during the night. At 2000 hours, or 8:00 PM, that's when terrorists in Ireland come out in full swing to play and patrol the downtown areas of cities and towns. Since most IRA terrorists and their allies in Ireland keep their profiles low in crowded areas in downtown, its much harder to find the terrorists. Therefore, Ireland to this day will continue to rank as the country with the most terrorism cases.
Shannon: Which could explain why each country with a navy wants to send four ships with each at Ireland's major port cities; Belfast, Dublin, Cork, and Galway. Belfast has the most military presence where you see quite a few American and British naval ships docked there. Not to mention, you see mostly American and British soldiers in Belfast.
Zachary: The best thing about being a soldier today than back then is that not only do you have much cooler gadgets and way better ergonomics; you also get to carry out your missions in the same country that you would enjoy vacationing in. In this case, UK's Northern Ireland at Belfast where despite terrorism cases there, Belfast is an excellent city to take tours and relax. Back then, there was blood and suffering everywhere as well as sadness and depression thanks to events like WWII.
Zax: Our grandfathers talked about how Europe back then was terrible, our fathers in the military used to talk about how Iraq was terrible, and now, we find ourselves in enjoyable places where terrorists also enjoy lurking at. You also forget the fact that most of the terrorists we face speaks English unlike our enemies back then where most of them did not.
Zachary: Irish today speak both Irish and English as both standard languages. English in Ireland is more commonplace than Irish though Irish is spoken among the Irish together and spoken during cultural events as well as during religious sermons. Several official signs in Ireland uses both languages though.
Chuong: Proof that being in the military doesn't have to be depressing; especially today! Perhaps, I have a challenge for Wildcat City's furries. The challenge for every furry in Wildcat City is this; try to literally go one day, 24 hours, without thinking about the past. They should think about what is happening now and what is it they are missing compared to people who enjoy the present like us and most people do. I can name a few; smartphones with emergency apps that allows us to contact the nearest available on-duty police officer of the situation automatically and apps that allows us to automatically connect us to the nearest available ambulance. Technologies like that will save lives more quickly. How about this; smartphones that warns us about severe weather patterns and provide us weather maps and where we should evacuate to. Zachary, what else can you name that Wildcat City's furries are missing? They have to be necessity based by modern standards.
Zachary: Work vans and trucks for work related purposes with electronic interfaces to increase job efficiency, lightning rods, internet to spread PSAs more quickly, I think that's about it. Wildcat City is still a trapped time capsule to me with its walls not being completely destroyed.
Chuong: That's good enough. Let's see if WC's furries can try that. We need to find balance in WC. There's no balance in Wildcat City.
Johan: The EU does acknowledge that the Feeder Foxes are the problem and are helping European countries to secure their borders more but protestors are saying that the EU has ruined the economy across Europe by not allowing countries the opportunities to practice in being more self-sufficient. Of course, that's not always true.
I meant to have Jack say the bottom quote in that part.
Zachary: So happy to have those artifacts displayed in that museum. I just hope our enemies will talk less about Wildcat City and just let the city grow their own ways.
Star: Smartphones today warn us when severe weather disasters are imminent. These communication technology upgrades help people prepare a head of time.
Zachary: I agree. The furries in Wildcat City need to loosen up more and most of the furries who live there that uses electronics as much as humans do are usually the ones who recently moved in from other places.
Salvatore: Meanwhile, the F5 Terror Force are shouting "YOLO!" before and after pulling pranks on Bendraqi. Now one of them just tossed in a rubber snake with the American flag painted on it in Bendraqi's cell before making a break.
Zachary: First off, the YOLO meme is stupid! Just because "You Only Live Once" doesn't mean you should do stupid things for fun. At this rate, someone is going to get hurt by Bendraqi's rage or screw up a town out of spite and vengeance.
Kevin: How Ireland is one of the world's fastest growing countries an one of Europe's leaders in advanced infrastructure technology yet also have a high-rate of terrorism is beyond my reasoning. Even more surprising is that we still have baby booms with lots of Irish families having children despite the terrorism going on.
Zachary: Terrorists enjoy hiding in countries with booming economies and complex advanced infrastructures as they are easier to hide in. In fact, that is exactly what they want to see on Earth just like we do. Ireland not only has that but since its a divided island, it makes it even better for villains of all sorts with honor lurk in Ireland. As for why the Irish families continue to grow a lot in the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland and have children left and right, mainly because of the promotion that more people can change society for the better. Second, that's been happening since the Soviet Union was born and even when the Soviet Union collapsed, baby booms continue to show family pride, make society better, and of course, to most people, they find the thought of having children in a family home as comforting. The society part as I mentioned earlier, was a result from the promotion of communism by the Soviet Union promoting the idea that the masses of people who work together can improve society. The Soviet government encouraged their citizens to have families too to promote their agenda. Even when the Soviet Union collapsed, that idea still continues as most people would agree that family the most important in life in general and most people would enjoy seeing children and would want to have some themselves to play with and help them grow for society.
Devin: At this rate, the Irish government is going to declare a curfew if this keeps up. If UK orders a curfew in Northern Ireland, then the Republic of Ireland will do the same to deter terrorism.
Zachary: They've done that before temporarily and it didn't work. Terrorist snipers can pluck off the street cameras and streetlights so it makes it harder for anyone patrolling the city to find them in night. So both governments pretty much said "Screw it. This is not getting us anywhere." and decided to do away with the curfews. Irish families, especially younger families with lots of children, enforce curfews on their children and encourage them to stay at home during the night. At 2000 hours, or 8:00 PM, that's when terrorists in Ireland come out in full swing to play and patrol the downtown areas of cities and towns. Since most IRA terrorists and their allies in Ireland keep their profiles low in crowded areas in downtown, its much harder to find the terrorists. Therefore, Ireland to this day will continue to rank as the country with the most terrorism cases.
Shannon: Which could explain why each country with a navy wants to send four ships with each at Ireland's major port cities; Belfast, Dublin, Cork, and Galway. Belfast has the most military presence where you see quite a few American and British naval ships docked there. Not to mention, you see mostly American and British soldiers in Belfast.
Zachary: The best thing about being a soldier today than back then is that not only do you have much cooler gadgets and way better ergonomics; you also get to carry out your missions in the same country that you would enjoy vacationing in. In this case, UK's Northern Ireland at Belfast where despite terrorism cases there, Belfast is an excellent city to take tours and relax. Back then, there was blood and suffering everywhere as well as sadness and depression thanks to events like WWII.
Zax: Our grandfathers talked about how Europe back then was terrible, our fathers in the military used to talk about how Iraq was terrible, and now, we find ourselves in enjoyable places where terrorists also enjoy lurking at. You also forget the fact that most of the terrorists we face speaks English unlike our enemies back then where most of them did not.
Zachary: Irish today speak both Irish and English as both standard languages. English in Ireland is more commonplace than Irish though Irish is spoken among the Irish together and spoken during cultural events as well as during religious sermons. Several official signs in Ireland uses both languages though.
Chuong: Proof that being in the military doesn't have to be depressing; especially today! Perhaps, I have a challenge for Wildcat City's furries. The challenge for every furry in Wildcat City is this; try to literally go one day, 24 hours, without thinking about the past. They should think about what is happening now and what is it they are missing compared to people who enjoy the present like us and most people do. I can name a few; smartphones with emergency apps that allows us to contact the nearest available on-duty police officer of the situation automatically and apps that allows us to automatically connect us to the nearest available ambulance. Technologies like that will save lives more quickly. How about this; smartphones that warns us about severe weather patterns and provide us weather maps and where we should evacuate to. Zachary, what else can you name that Wildcat City's furries are missing? They have to be necessity based by modern standards.
Zachary: Work vans and trucks for work related purposes with electronic interfaces to increase job efficiency, lightning rods, internet to spread PSAs more quickly, I think that's about it. Wildcat City is still a trapped time capsule to me with its walls not being completely destroyed.
Chuong: That's good enough. Let's see if WC's furries can try that. We need to find balance in WC. There's no balance in Wildcat City.
It's fine; mistakes happen.
Leo: I'd better make a note of that. *He scribbles it down on a notepad.* There are more furries learning to adapt to computers and phones for work purposes. For entertainment purposes, that was the big area where we'd shun them. It all goes back to the moral code that established our groupthink. It's also why we hold onto the old-fashioned methods; we'll need those when the new ones fail.
Super C: The last time I went to Taco Bell, the cash registers weren't working. They had to use a calculator. But the workers could do math in their heads thanks to mental math techniques learned in grade school, so they didn't need the calculator except for figuring out the tax part. That's a challenge you suggested we can take on, but it won't be easy. I do agree that there's no excuse for stewing our in misery for our past, but Bendraqi's pouter germs took advantage of the fact we would do that.
Leo: I'd better make a note of that. *He scribbles it down on a notepad.* There are more furries learning to adapt to computers and phones for work purposes. For entertainment purposes, that was the big area where we'd shun them. It all goes back to the moral code that established our groupthink. It's also why we hold onto the old-fashioned methods; we'll need those when the new ones fail.
Super C: The last time I went to Taco Bell, the cash registers weren't working. They had to use a calculator. But the workers could do math in their heads thanks to mental math techniques learned in grade school, so they didn't need the calculator except for figuring out the tax part. That's a challenge you suggested we can take on, but it won't be easy. I do agree that there's no excuse for stewing our in misery for our past, but Bendraqi's pouter germs took advantage of the fact we would do that.
Chuong: Its good to learn old methods yes but with the world changing, modern methods need to be used more often. We don't live in the past anymore; we live in what is both the present and the future. Thorium power, bullet trains, busier lifestyles, smartphones, networking, its just not the same.
Zachary: I could argue that with Wildcat City cutting themselves off of America's entertainment world and the world's entertainment industry, that could contribute to the lack of humor among the people here. Someone here would be laughing at things like twerking while criticizing them. Or what about those funny videos from America's Funniest Home Videos? I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid! Don't you? Any of you?
Rush: In a world without humor, life would be boring and bland. Even people in Belarus have some humor. Yes twerking is gross but what are we going to laugh at if twerking didn't exist? Imperfections like this exist so people can have something to laugh at and have fun with them. Otherwise, we'd be dull and emotionless.
Zachary: The Feeder Foxes want our world as dull and emotionless too. The Eternals should capture them at this rate by now because no one finds it funny when little furry boys get fattened up to 666 pounds in front of camera for their sick entertainment.
Rush: If no one makes fun of Bendraqi, then we're giving him what he wants; a world with no humor. Why do you think the F5 Terror Force decided to one day think about poking fun at Bendraqi before messing with the G-52s?
Zachary: At the expense of their lives? Not sure if worth it.
Capuno: It is and those videos of the F5 making fun of Bendraqi and trolling him in his cell with random objects with American flags painted on them are viral now. Even the guards in Alcatraz are laughing their butts off into oblivion!
Zachary: Its nice to have humor in this world but sometimes, I think this is taking it too far.
Rush: Why don't you teach our people in western America more about how to protect themselves from terrorism more? That way when Bendraqi strikes with his robots, everybody would be hiding in their basements and their homes with windows sealed off and doors locked and every citizen hiding under a bed or some furniture at least. Thus, making it much harder for Bendraqi to find them.
Zachary: Oh yeah I forgot about that. America needs more PSAs and information to the American people on how to prepare for terrorist and supervillains attacks. The problem is that in terrorism, its different from what Bendraqi is doing though preparation against Bendraqi will be the same as preparation against terrorism. In most terrorist situations, if you're an unarmed civilian and terrorists approach you and starts speaking, just answer their questions and do what they say and remember what they told you. Or if a terrorist is on a phone with you and is threatening to send a bomb to an area, do not hang up the phone; ask the terrorist why is the bomb being sent to an area. But with Bendraqi, its pretty much hide or run for your life.
Rush: What about supervillain attacks in general these days?
Zachary: Run or hide from them. If they find you and start talking to you, listen. If they ask questions, answer them. In Ireland, terrorists generally order any citizens and tourists outside to get back inside their homes and hotels. Then again, its stanard procedure for terrorists to issue notices of evacuation or any order to civilians to let them know that they're attacking and must clear the area before a certain time. Then of course, terrorist leaders must set their Rules of Engagement with their members to accomplish their goals as efficiently as possible and to make sure every innocent life is spared.
Zachary: I could argue that with Wildcat City cutting themselves off of America's entertainment world and the world's entertainment industry, that could contribute to the lack of humor among the people here. Someone here would be laughing at things like twerking while criticizing them. Or what about those funny videos from America's Funniest Home Videos? I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid! Don't you? Any of you?
Rush: In a world without humor, life would be boring and bland. Even people in Belarus have some humor. Yes twerking is gross but what are we going to laugh at if twerking didn't exist? Imperfections like this exist so people can have something to laugh at and have fun with them. Otherwise, we'd be dull and emotionless.
Zachary: The Feeder Foxes want our world as dull and emotionless too. The Eternals should capture them at this rate by now because no one finds it funny when little furry boys get fattened up to 666 pounds in front of camera for their sick entertainment.
Rush: If no one makes fun of Bendraqi, then we're giving him what he wants; a world with no humor. Why do you think the F5 Terror Force decided to one day think about poking fun at Bendraqi before messing with the G-52s?
Zachary: At the expense of their lives? Not sure if worth it.
Capuno: It is and those videos of the F5 making fun of Bendraqi and trolling him in his cell with random objects with American flags painted on them are viral now. Even the guards in Alcatraz are laughing their butts off into oblivion!
Zachary: Its nice to have humor in this world but sometimes, I think this is taking it too far.
Rush: Why don't you teach our people in western America more about how to protect themselves from terrorism more? That way when Bendraqi strikes with his robots, everybody would be hiding in their basements and their homes with windows sealed off and doors locked and every citizen hiding under a bed or some furniture at least. Thus, making it much harder for Bendraqi to find them.
Zachary: Oh yeah I forgot about that. America needs more PSAs and information to the American people on how to prepare for terrorist and supervillains attacks. The problem is that in terrorism, its different from what Bendraqi is doing though preparation against Bendraqi will be the same as preparation against terrorism. In most terrorist situations, if you're an unarmed civilian and terrorists approach you and starts speaking, just answer their questions and do what they say and remember what they told you. Or if a terrorist is on a phone with you and is threatening to send a bomb to an area, do not hang up the phone; ask the terrorist why is the bomb being sent to an area. But with Bendraqi, its pretty much hide or run for your life.
Rush: What about supervillain attacks in general these days?
Zachary: Run or hide from them. If they find you and start talking to you, listen. If they ask questions, answer them. In Ireland, terrorists generally order any citizens and tourists outside to get back inside their homes and hotels. Then again, its stanard procedure for terrorists to issue notices of evacuation or any order to civilians to let them know that they're attacking and must clear the area before a certain time. Then of course, terrorist leaders must set their Rules of Engagement with their members to accomplish their goals as efficiently as possible and to make sure every innocent life is spared.
(True story; somebody from my church got on AFV and got $3,000 for second place. I did laugh at that.)
Super C: AFV (America's Funniest Home Videos) is a show people would laugh it, but we don't consider people getting hurt something to laugh at, and too many videos are of people getting hurt.
Cripto: Even though I shouldn't use it as a crutch, autism as a topic fascinates me, and not just because that's what I am. I mention it because I ask this: would that would have something to do with the fact I am humor-impaired for the most part? If I've ever made somebody laugh, it was by total accident. When I tell a joke, nobody laughs for the most part.
Leo: That may vary depending on the joke. I thought you used to make people laugh in high school.
Cripto: I did, but that was at the expense of my life. Louis tried to murder me when people would humorously make fun of him, and I wasn't the only one. It's a dirty joke, so I won't repeat it, but it would make more sense if you heard it. Still, it's an example. When Louis got sent to the principal's offices for telling his favorite dirty jokes on top of trying to beat me up, he wouldn't leave until I gave a reply. Nobody laughed at his jokes. Period. The dirty joke had something to do with fish, so my comeback was, "That's creepy, Louis. It reveals you and I have something in common, because in a sense, I've been dishing out trout for yeas!" The whole class and even the teacher was laughing.
Leo: What's another time when you made people laugh?
Cripto: My mom says the best thing I ever said that made my family laugh was a Freudian slip on my part. The conversation was on bills and taxes (don't forget about April 15th, by the way), and I said, "I thought you said this weekend was tax evasion weekend." *mix of laughter and other reactions* I think I meant to say the word "exemption," because the weekend was the annual weekend of no sales tax. Just pay the subtotal.
Righteous Roarer: Now that is a funny slip-up. This is the weekend we all go to prison just like Al Capone; we don't pay taxes!
Leo: That's a good one! *to Rush and Zachary* I don't know if it is worth making those jokes at the expense of our lives, but for the record, many of the jokes at Bendraqi's expense are those one-liners. "Bendraqi is so stupid; he walked into the Apple store at the mall and asked for a Big Mac." *scats to imitate drum set response to a joke*
Me: Bendraqi is so stupid; he once brought a straw to the Stanley Cup.
D.W.: Did he bring a spoon to the Super Bowl?
Cripto: Yes, he did. He's also so fat; you could use him as a trampoline. Sort of. I don't recommend you do that; it may ruin his health, bad as it already is.
Leo: Those are a few good examples.
Super C: AFV (America's Funniest Home Videos) is a show people would laugh it, but we don't consider people getting hurt something to laugh at, and too many videos are of people getting hurt.
Cripto: Even though I shouldn't use it as a crutch, autism as a topic fascinates me, and not just because that's what I am. I mention it because I ask this: would that would have something to do with the fact I am humor-impaired for the most part? If I've ever made somebody laugh, it was by total accident. When I tell a joke, nobody laughs for the most part.
Leo: That may vary depending on the joke. I thought you used to make people laugh in high school.
Cripto: I did, but that was at the expense of my life. Louis tried to murder me when people would humorously make fun of him, and I wasn't the only one. It's a dirty joke, so I won't repeat it, but it would make more sense if you heard it. Still, it's an example. When Louis got sent to the principal's offices for telling his favorite dirty jokes on top of trying to beat me up, he wouldn't leave until I gave a reply. Nobody laughed at his jokes. Period. The dirty joke had something to do with fish, so my comeback was, "That's creepy, Louis. It reveals you and I have something in common, because in a sense, I've been dishing out trout for yeas!" The whole class and even the teacher was laughing.
Leo: What's another time when you made people laugh?
Cripto: My mom says the best thing I ever said that made my family laugh was a Freudian slip on my part. The conversation was on bills and taxes (don't forget about April 15th, by the way), and I said, "I thought you said this weekend was tax evasion weekend." *mix of laughter and other reactions* I think I meant to say the word "exemption," because the weekend was the annual weekend of no sales tax. Just pay the subtotal.
Righteous Roarer: Now that is a funny slip-up. This is the weekend we all go to prison just like Al Capone; we don't pay taxes!
Leo: That's a good one! *to Rush and Zachary* I don't know if it is worth making those jokes at the expense of our lives, but for the record, many of the jokes at Bendraqi's expense are those one-liners. "Bendraqi is so stupid; he walked into the Apple store at the mall and asked for a Big Mac." *scats to imitate drum set response to a joke*
Me: Bendraqi is so stupid; he once brought a straw to the Stanley Cup.
D.W.: Did he bring a spoon to the Super Bowl?
Cripto: Yes, he did. He's also so fat; you could use him as a trampoline. Sort of. I don't recommend you do that; it may ruin his health, bad as it already is.
Leo: Those are a few good examples.
(Lucky! I wished I know someone in real life who made it on AFV.)
Zachary: *to Super C* But they're accidents as long there are no injuries. Second, those videos provide us a lesson of what happens when you're not careful.
Rush: *to Cripto* Humor is something that comes naturally or at least from my experience. You make fat Bendraqi jokes so that's one for humor. I think one of the reasons is not because of your autism, though it could play a tiny factor into it but rather more because, you are too strict on yourself and you have admitted several times in the past that you wished the world went by your beliefs. I'm sorry but if you were to get your wish, Earth wouldn't be a fun and diverse world.
Chuong: Come on now. Even the Chinese has a sense of humor and that video of that animation of Kim Jong Un dancing was one of them and when Kim Jong Un demanded that the Chinese government to remove the video because it was affecting his reputation and the Korean Communist Party in Korea, the Chinese government took his words with a grain of salt and let the video float for the world to see. Yes even the Chinese government has their sense of humor to a degree and they only see the video is something too minor. Even if they are aware that the video has become popular to this day, they won't bother wasting their time censoring it because even they don't like Kim Jong Un much.
Sky: Bendraqi is so fat, when God said "Let there be light.", He asked him to move out of the way first.
*The UN1024s laugh.*
Evil Engineer: *rolls by and shouts a joke through his Evilmobile's speaker* Bendraqi is so fat, when he sits on the toilet, it starts saying "A,B,C,D,E,F,G, get your fat [BLEEP] off of me!" *speeds off*
*Some of the UN1024s become somewhat disgusted at the joke as others, especially, Rush, laughs even harder.*
Zachary: Well that escalated quickly but I don't care! HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls around laughing*
Zachary: *to Super C* But they're accidents as long there are no injuries. Second, those videos provide us a lesson of what happens when you're not careful.
Rush: *to Cripto* Humor is something that comes naturally or at least from my experience. You make fat Bendraqi jokes so that's one for humor. I think one of the reasons is not because of your autism, though it could play a tiny factor into it but rather more because, you are too strict on yourself and you have admitted several times in the past that you wished the world went by your beliefs. I'm sorry but if you were to get your wish, Earth wouldn't be a fun and diverse world.
Chuong: Come on now. Even the Chinese has a sense of humor and that video of that animation of Kim Jong Un dancing was one of them and when Kim Jong Un demanded that the Chinese government to remove the video because it was affecting his reputation and the Korean Communist Party in Korea, the Chinese government took his words with a grain of salt and let the video float for the world to see. Yes even the Chinese government has their sense of humor to a degree and they only see the video is something too minor. Even if they are aware that the video has become popular to this day, they won't bother wasting their time censoring it because even they don't like Kim Jong Un much.
Sky: Bendraqi is so fat, when God said "Let there be light.", He asked him to move out of the way first.
*The UN1024s laugh.*
Evil Engineer: *rolls by and shouts a joke through his Evilmobile's speaker* Bendraqi is so fat, when he sits on the toilet, it starts saying "A,B,C,D,E,F,G, get your fat [BLEEP] off of me!" *speeds off*
*Some of the UN1024s become somewhat disgusted at the joke as others, especially, Rush, laughs even harder.*
Zachary: Well that escalated quickly but I don't care! HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls around laughing*
Super C: I never liked any toilet jokes, but that one was a better one that the ones Howard Stern tells, because that was Bendraqi he was mocking.
Cripto: *to Rush* I wondered it the autism was part of it, but the majority of it was me wishing everybody was exactly like me. Before I went into that mentality, I was somebody that wanted to fit in with the crowd. That doesn't work either. In the end, all I was doing was either conforming to the groupthink that shaped Wildcat City, or trying to modify it into it going my way. The second case is probably what it was. Now we also had Evil Engineer tell me my career as a superhero was ending, but that's a different story altogether.
Leo: I think I'm going to be sick. Excuse me a moment.
*He hides himself in the bathroom.*
Cripto: *to Rush* I wondered it the autism was part of it, but the majority of it was me wishing everybody was exactly like me. Before I went into that mentality, I was somebody that wanted to fit in with the crowd. That doesn't work either. In the end, all I was doing was either conforming to the groupthink that shaped Wildcat City, or trying to modify it into it going my way. The second case is probably what it was. Now we also had Evil Engineer tell me my career as a superhero was ending, but that's a different story altogether.
Leo: I think I'm going to be sick. Excuse me a moment.
*He hides himself in the bathroom.*
Rush: You know Cripto, you should be yourself and let other people be themselves. It's better that way. If Brazilians in São Paulo and Rio wants to twerk, let them. It's not like they're forcing you to be like them.
Zachary: Geez! F5 makes a lot of disgustingly hilarious jokes at Bendraqi but I don't blame them at all. Fatso had it coming to him anyways.
Zachary: Geez! F5 makes a lot of disgustingly hilarious jokes at Bendraqi but I don't blame them at all. Fatso had it coming to him anyways.
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