He's really messy at drinking tomato juice

Internal bleeding detected.

Orthodontic doctor is needed in your area. I can handle the first aid.

Take some Naproxen Sodium gel caps to help reduce inflammation, and drink water along with it. I will also probably need to cauterize your capillaries in your nasal cavity to stop the bleeding, so some styptic-tipped q-tips would help there. Just relax, and everything will be better.