Darlings, it's the 28th of March and the snowplows are out on the roads yet again.
It's been snowing all day. How can this be? Where is spring? Enough already.
The little old ladies in my coffee clatch are all saying: "To hell with this!"
Yes, In fact, they are so disgusted, they are bypassing Florida altogether and moving to Costa Rica. Now darlings, I doubt they know the way to San Jose, but l admit that Central America is looking better and better.
Another year without a spring. It's like that Tinkerbell movie where she gets into everybody's business and ruins spring then everybody bitches at her and then she makes a bunch of fancy tools and fixes it all in a nick of time.
But the powers that be don't seem in a hurry to fix our broken spring.
Being the concerned citizen that I am, I decided to look into the matter.
So I went to Spring's user page. I admit I used to watch for Spring, and I should have become suspicious after Spring's utter lack of activity for so long... But I was still not prepared for what I found: Spring has been suspended by the Fur... I mean FourSeasons administration. Yes... that's it. The nerve. Spring, darling... if you are out there... I empathize. I too, have been left out in the cold by those heartless... FourSeasons administrators through no fault of my own. Surely this was a mistake, a simple misunderstanding.
So I wrote up a trouble ticket. I even got a response. Here it is: This account has been temporarily suspended because of Spring's harassment to winter. If you believe this message is in error, contact us here


No good deed goes unpunished, darlings.
Love, D-