"Wine and bathrobes. A man's got those two things, he's got it all."
-Not James Brown

Goya, a Cocker Spaniel OC of mine (literally has "perfect boyfriend" and "agrees with every one of your opinions" in his character list). A discussion of Hans from "Frozen" prompted this... "If he wasn't evil, what would he even be like?" All we know is that he's dashingly handsome, a youngest sibling, and thinks exactly like whoever he's courting. And is apparently an Arrested Development fan.
Ink on index card.