ahh but i was wanting to sign up too

You get bonus points for reading the instructions at least! :D

woohoo bonus points!!!!!!

sign me right up! *ignores fine print*

Here, where it says 'Position' on the form, just write in 'cannon fodder'. XD

I like cannons! 8D

-snerk-
I doubt they would hire semi demonic wolves. ^.^

semi? Either you are or you aren't!

Thats racist!

AND speciesist! XD

Ooo… I want a snazzy red shirt!!

We get 'em from Gildan's at 75% off in bulk.

Creepy Refrigerator?

The milk's gone REALLY bad. :(

If it's gone that bad, time to put it down with a shotgun or something.

And yet this is a perk? If you can stomach the stench does it give you extraordinary powers. If you drink it...you become a god?! xD

*dies*

"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

(thank you, Peter Venkman, you are a wise fellow.)

This seems appropriate: https://youtu.be/mu5pn4MM3Mc

can I join?

And that's five points lost for not reading the instructions first!

And lasso talking, floating watermelons!

I guess it's a perk!

Um... shouldn't her horn be glowing in the presence of her boyfriend/fiance/husband? Or does he have his tail wrapped around her leg for just such an situation?

I don't know. Aside from the tesla weasel, powers aren't exactly crystal clear yet. Of course, that's the entire reason WHY she's there. Can't have members of the 10,000 slipping by with simple desk jobs or flipping burgers now, can we?

Once she actually touches one of the 10,000 her horn no longer glows in their presence.

are the accepting winged tigers?

Aww sorry! That position has already been filled! :o

"are you the living avatar of a force of cosmic power? join us!"

Also, can you make better coffee than Tracey? You're hired!

... please, if you can make better coffee, you're totally hired. He makes awful coffee.

Among other things! XD

Saving the world is all fine and dandy, but how is the dental plan?

You get a max of a $500 deduction to start!

Here, wear this red shirt and hold this gun! Ammo is on backorder atm, unfortunately.

Oh please, I was ready to join up since the get go. You need a pyrokinetic? I'm an excellent cook

I think they're in dire need of a coffee professional. How's your brew?

I'm a coffee snob, and a damned good one.

I can brew your coffee, for the morning wake up, the long haul of a day, or the "I will not sleep for the next 24 hours"

Well, I'm not the recruiter, but I think you're hired. X3

Maybe I can handle the creepy fridge while I'm at it. Y'know, the whole "kill it with Fire" I can totally do that

Give job plz I want red shirt

It's a rather fetching shade! :D

LOL! They don't appear to be getting too many folks stopping by their table there but in FA-land there's plenty!

Dominus tecum

LOL!!! Yeah that does seem to sum it up!

Dominus tecum

Oh man, I would love a job were you actually recruiting; I'm a "qualified" Fringe scientist with "legitimate" P.H.D.'s in "relevant" fields.

Sweet, I'm a doctor too! :D

Wonderful! Now you've got me interested, which fields are you trained in?

To be fair, I only play a doctor on TV. XD

Oh man....Would love it to join ^^

If you need a techpriest call me please

The hard part is quitting. ;D

Yeah ^^;
But I would propably die before that XD

Creepy fridge, nice red shirt, hmm....

and free parking! I mean, like, c'mon! :D

Also, you get to change the fuses in the basement when the power goes out! Win win? :D

Hmm.... Are there any demons or monsters for me to take care of if I go down the basement to change the fuses?

No....

Just a raptor...

Clever girl!

Do I need to know why you have a raptor in there??

We had a bit of a pest problem when it flooded, had to bring in the raptors to take care of that.

Did I say raptors? I meant, uh, raptor. One. Just one. Maybe three.

.... Nothing I can't handle. If they're going to be in the basement, get me a tranq gun so no dinos are harmed.

Yeah, I dunno if I would have bee hired or captured as an "anomaly" either, so...

Or possibly shot on sight! That happens too. D:

Darn, how bizarre would such an event be? He'd probably make him look more like the normal people in the town too and then there would be a man/creature hunt... XD

-raises hand with a smile-

-lowers hand after- awww :< i wanted to join

Here, let's see if you fit into this front-loading cannon... XD

oki doki xD

*looks over the fine print* HHhhhmmmmmm....legally dubious I can handle, as long as it's not -morally- dubious.

The moral implications of the job don't show consequences until much, much later... ;D

Any job that hands out red shirts to its low-tier employees is NOT a job I want. ;A;

At least it doesn't come with a nametag! XD

I just really like the dragon feets.

god who doesn't. <333

I can tell you how this would go with me.

I'd walk up out of curiosity, probably when you two are distracted or not paying attention. Then I'd start reading the banner, including the fine print. With each "unusual" entry in the fine print, my expression would become more and more alarmed... until I reach the last point and become confused about whether they're joking or not... and worried that they're serious.

Then I'd walk away without a word or a sound, blending back into the crowd and hoping to find a more sane business that's hiring, never noticed by either of you.

Hey, I'm stealthy by nature. I did something like this to two of my favorite creators at MFF 2014 at one point. Felt like a total creeper because of it. XD

Haha, it's only amazing if you're seven feet tall with neon hair and a profile like Vegas signage... XD

Sadly, I'm pretty average, so no. ^.^;; Not quite so amazing.

Though I could probably try out the neon hair sometime at a con. =P See what happens.

how it will go; how it always goes:

We appreciate your interest in the great opportunities with us! We have decided to pursue more qualified applicants. Feel free to keep applying though!

/jobhuntercynicism

Yep, it's a complicated game.

I'd have to check it out and see what kind of job they're offering. Looks interesting so far. :D

Ha, thanks! We update in three places: T10K.weebly.come , tapastic, and here! :D

:D

And not one person has noticed how Alex is "smoking" an "E-cigarette" rather than a regular one, due to being inside a public building. :)

Yeah, not a single person has commented on that yet! 'Cept for you. ;)

The Firm?

I'm Radioactive... radioactive...

It's what they call the organization with no name. ;D Also, I am totally not getting the 'radioactive' reference, alas! #old

Older rock tune... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJmVDoY904