And the main character, who's off fighting goblins and a wizard in an amusement park at the room-temperature north pole, actually has realistic goals. Huh. Didn't expect that.

sometimes you've just had enough!

The Puritans banned Christmas first in England, then they tried to do so in the New World. They said it was "too festive" and "pagan."

So really, the biggest threat to Christmas is Christians.

Christians hate fun!

They're opposed to anything that makes them feel.

I love this story so hard.

aw thanks! :)

Don't argue with a unicron Becky, They've been at this game way longer than you.

unicorns know the score!

Let's not mention that Christmas was pretty much made up by the villain. Ooohhh, what if his life-force is tied to to the holiday now, and HE CAN'T DIE UNLESS CHRISTMAS DIES.

Becky Pilliwinks and the Deathly Hallows! No wonder atheists are waging a War On Christmas! I guess that would make Bill O'Reilly... that rat guy with the hand? Whatever, who cares, Bill-O is like a walking diaper.

The TV Unicorn "comes to you with an important message." I see what you did there.

Glad someone noticed that :)