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Ménage à Trois: April Fools
APRIL FOOLS! So while I don't think we really fooled anuone with this, it was still fun and we got some laughs out of it. Akela and I are still going to be a duo, no plans for a trio, really. Thanks to all for playing along, and hopefully you all enjoyed this as much as we did! Until next year!
So after 7 years of marriage, Akela and I have decided we'd like to spice things up a bit. We've had enough of being a duo, we'd like to start a trio. So after putting together a lists of our wants and desires, we've decided to open applications.
All potential candidates must fill out an application, as well as pass a trial period. Click the link at the bottom of the criteria list to fill out an application. We will be reviewing apps and contacting the ones we'd likely be interested in adding as a 3rd. Potential candidates will be contacted to schedule an in-person interview and (ahem) trial of your skills.
Before filling out an application, please read the criteria below, as we will not accept any applicant that does not meet these standards:
1. Must be over 6 feet tall.
2. Must be bi with a preference towards females. Males preferred, herms will be considered on a case by case basis.
3. Taurs need not apply (too many limbs!)
4. No vegetarians/vegans. We are a carnivorous household.
5. Must be okay with pets, as we have cats and a dog.
6. Must be under 72" tall.
7. Must be of Arctic/Antarctic descent.
8. Open mind and willingness to share is a must!
9. Must be willing to do household chores like dishes, taking out the trash, etc. Extra consideration for candidates who can give a good foot massage.
10. Time Lords need not apply- they are automatically approved.
Upon acceptance of their applications, candidates will submit for an in-person screening and skills test. You will need to be able to impress both myself and Akela, so bring your A-game. We look forward to receiving your application, and cannot wait to start interviewing for our new 3rd partner!
Application can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....-ETksDWCHY/pub
All potential candidates must fill out an application, as well as pass a trial period. Click the link at the bottom of the criteria list to fill out an application. We will be reviewing apps and contacting the ones we'd likely be interested in adding as a 3rd. Potential candidates will be contacted to schedule an in-person interview and (ahem) trial of your skills.
Before filling out an application, please read the criteria below, as we will not accept any applicant that does not meet these standards:
1. Must be over 6 feet tall.
2. Must be bi with a preference towards females. Males preferred, herms will be considered on a case by case basis.
3. Taurs need not apply (too many limbs!)
4. No vegetarians/vegans. We are a carnivorous household.
5. Must be okay with pets, as we have cats and a dog.
6. Must be under 72" tall.
7. Must be of Arctic/Antarctic descent.
8. Open mind and willingness to share is a must!
9. Must be willing to do household chores like dishes, taking out the trash, etc. Extra consideration for candidates who can give a good foot massage.
10. Time Lords need not apply- they are automatically approved.
Upon acceptance of their applications, candidates will submit for an in-person screening and skills test. You will need to be able to impress both myself and Akela, so bring your A-game. We look forward to receiving your application, and cannot wait to start interviewing for our new 3rd partner!
Application can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....-ETksDWCHY/pub
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