i lean over the bed and whimper softly as i tremble infront of you quivvering in anticipation of your soft merfles....

you, with a shaky hand reach over to grasp the zipper to my back SPH. as your hand draws near the sph starts to tremble and pulse. Right before you can touch the lanyard on the zipper, you hear it unzip and hear.

"HELLO ED BOYS!"

happy april fools! ^^

(i realize this -might- be a little risque for FA so if it gets deleted i genuinely dont care)