
Room 101 Excerpts: Leo the Patriotic Lion Nominates Himself
Just a clip of Leo the Patriotic Lion's television appearance on the show Room 101, where he apologizes to all he hadn't apologized to by nominating himself to go into the room. He doesn't. This was first revealed in one of Leo's interviews with the press, as seen in my F.A.Q.'s.
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Chuong
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Zachary: I know! Lets put Chuong in Room 101 filled with durian!
Chuong: No! I hate durian! Get that wretched fruit away from me!
Zachary: Fine! Whole ripe papayas?
Chuong: Not that either! I only prefer them sliced into my Vietnamese papaya salad!
Zachary: Okay. *to the Irish UN1024s* IRA soldiers?
Kevin, Devin, and Shannon: NOPE!
Zachary: I know! How about a room full of durian, spiders, and snakes for Chuong? *snickers*
Chuong: You're horrible! I hate all those three you just mentioned! Just because I eat snake meat in fine Vietnamese restaurants in Hanoi doesn't mean I like the snake themselves! They're scary!
Zachary: How ironic! You're not afraid of fighting supervillains against your own will, yet you're afraid of durian, spiders, and live venomous snakes. You eat venomous snakes for crying out loud!
Chuong: The venom sacs are removed and second, snakes are easily prepared and can be cooked. Pufferfish or fugu requires surgical precision to prepare the fish into an edible dish so that people can eat them safely without risking themselves with fugu poisoning. I ate fugu in Japan before and it did numb the lips a little. I'm used to it since Japanese chefs that prepare fugu know what they are doing. There's a reason why fugu is expensive.
Zachary: You're not afraid of eating fugu and venomous snakes yet you're afraid of durian which is nonpoisonous. That's ironic Chuong! Ironic!
Chuong: Durian literally stinks to high-heaven! They're disgusting!
Ryo: I'm Japanese and I don't eat fugu. Chuong, please do not try them again on your next trip to my country. I get scared of people eating them. I don't know why people would find joy in eating such a dangerous fish. And besides, there are Japanese food that are far tastier than fugu as well as much cheaper than them in my opinion. Plus, much healthier too.
Chuong: Aww... What about deep fried fugu or fugu karaage?
Ryo: Just don't. Its still pufferfish meat. No eating fugu of any kind; not even fugu karaage. It makes me nervous to see anyone, especially my people, eat fugu regardless of how they are prepared.
Zachary: I tell people to loosen up but you know better Chuong. Come on. Even I wouldn't eat fugu karaage!
Chuong: Fine. At least I tried every fine Japanese cuisine. The next time I go and eat fine Japanese cuisine other than sushi, I'll go to Kobe and eat the finest wagyu beef. No steak if finer than Japanese wagyu steak. The expensive price tag on them is worth it because Japanese steak is so tender, that if you eat it, even cooked, the meat will instantly melt in your mouth like butter and the flavor just explodes with ecstasy from there. Even USDA prime beef cannot match up to such a steak.
Ryo: That's better! Japanese beef is so valuable, that they have to be wrapped with a golden label to certify the beef's origin from Kobe in Japan. The only time when I have the chance to eat wagyu beef is during private events where I would be invited to represent among the Japanese. Not even American beef could match with the average wagyu beef. I can even confirm that American tourists who have ate the Japanese beef are amazed at the quality.
Chuong: No! I hate durian! Get that wretched fruit away from me!
Zachary: Fine! Whole ripe papayas?
Chuong: Not that either! I only prefer them sliced into my Vietnamese papaya salad!
Zachary: Okay. *to the Irish UN1024s* IRA soldiers?
Kevin, Devin, and Shannon: NOPE!
Zachary: I know! How about a room full of durian, spiders, and snakes for Chuong? *snickers*
Chuong: You're horrible! I hate all those three you just mentioned! Just because I eat snake meat in fine Vietnamese restaurants in Hanoi doesn't mean I like the snake themselves! They're scary!
Zachary: How ironic! You're not afraid of fighting supervillains against your own will, yet you're afraid of durian, spiders, and live venomous snakes. You eat venomous snakes for crying out loud!
Chuong: The venom sacs are removed and second, snakes are easily prepared and can be cooked. Pufferfish or fugu requires surgical precision to prepare the fish into an edible dish so that people can eat them safely without risking themselves with fugu poisoning. I ate fugu in Japan before and it did numb the lips a little. I'm used to it since Japanese chefs that prepare fugu know what they are doing. There's a reason why fugu is expensive.
Zachary: You're not afraid of eating fugu and venomous snakes yet you're afraid of durian which is nonpoisonous. That's ironic Chuong! Ironic!
Chuong: Durian literally stinks to high-heaven! They're disgusting!
Ryo: I'm Japanese and I don't eat fugu. Chuong, please do not try them again on your next trip to my country. I get scared of people eating them. I don't know why people would find joy in eating such a dangerous fish. And besides, there are Japanese food that are far tastier than fugu as well as much cheaper than them in my opinion. Plus, much healthier too.
Chuong: Aww... What about deep fried fugu or fugu karaage?
Ryo: Just don't. Its still pufferfish meat. No eating fugu of any kind; not even fugu karaage. It makes me nervous to see anyone, especially my people, eat fugu regardless of how they are prepared.
Zachary: I tell people to loosen up but you know better Chuong. Come on. Even I wouldn't eat fugu karaage!
Chuong: Fine. At least I tried every fine Japanese cuisine. The next time I go and eat fine Japanese cuisine other than sushi, I'll go to Kobe and eat the finest wagyu beef. No steak if finer than Japanese wagyu steak. The expensive price tag on them is worth it because Japanese steak is so tender, that if you eat it, even cooked, the meat will instantly melt in your mouth like butter and the flavor just explodes with ecstasy from there. Even USDA prime beef cannot match up to such a steak.
Ryo: That's better! Japanese beef is so valuable, that they have to be wrapped with a golden label to certify the beef's origin from Kobe in Japan. The only time when I have the chance to eat wagyu beef is during private events where I would be invited to represent among the Japanese. Not even American beef could match with the average wagyu beef. I can even confirm that American tourists who have ate the Japanese beef are amazed at the quality.
Leo: I think it's fair to say that Chuong Cho Soi is not going to go into Room 101.
Avenger: If he did, the UN1024s wouldn't have a leader to look up to.
Cripto: Or it's a way for Zachary to take over the position.
Super C: For practical purposes, it's fair to say that Bendraqi is not going to to into Room 101 either, just like the IRA isn't.
Avenger: If he did, the UN1024s wouldn't have a leader to look up to.
Cripto: Or it's a way for Zachary to take over the position.
Super C: For practical purposes, it's fair to say that Bendraqi is not going to to into Room 101 either, just like the IRA isn't.
Chuong: Actually, every UN1024 is a leader from their respective nations and that includes Dalton and Avon. I'm a representing leader though. If I go missing, then the UN1024s have themselves.
Zachary: Representing leaders or not, we still represent the UN1024s. Our countries to us go first after all for the sake of the world's security. So I doubt it would make much of a difference if I take his pisotion if he goes missing. One thing for sure though; life wouldn't be the same without our Moon Moon; he's a funny and silly goofy wolf!
Chuong: Even leaders gotta loosen up a little every now and then!
Haakon: Just be more careful Chuong. As for the G-52s, they have their issues too. But I'll help them.
Zachary: Representing leaders or not, we still represent the UN1024s. Our countries to us go first after all for the sake of the world's security. So I doubt it would make much of a difference if I take his pisotion if he goes missing. One thing for sure though; life wouldn't be the same without our Moon Moon; he's a funny and silly goofy wolf!
Chuong: Even leaders gotta loosen up a little every now and then!
Haakon: Just be more careful Chuong. As for the G-52s, they have their issues too. But I'll help them.
Me: If Leo the Patriotic Lion was to discuss other people on the show such as me, I have a feeling that either him or Paul would probably diss on me for my "anger problems," up to the point where it would make the patriotic lion himself jealous. That's just how I feel.
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