........smartass *hugs* its cute though *puts on a helmet to protect head*

*Caldy has last helmet* Eeep!! *ducks* Why?? Why did I give him a bowling ball for a hand?! *ducks again*

Dont let the heavy see him! (TF2 Bad pun aka Sanvich)

Wait, that fridge golemns sandwiches are beyond expiration...

Aahh! Don't eat that!!! >.<

I could SOO see someone making a Stompa in 40k out of fridges, and having the pilot drinking a beer.

...Most. Epic. Idea. EVER.

I'm reminded of the Mountain Dew machine from the end of the new Transformers flick . . .

I should probably be frightened that I can almost see that happening with my own fridge. I swear some of the things inside are going to start demanding lawyer soon if I don't clean it out.

Also you have just given me a wonderful idea for something to spring on my players as the investigate the old wizard's tower they recently um "Acquired" from its previous owner. *Cackling Dark Wizard Voice* "Damn guests swiping the good stuff. This'll fix 'em!"

what, no "freezer burn" attack? and just how can it see anyway?

D: It looks dirty in there!
Not to mention my impending doom O.O

I've clearly never been hit by one, since my memory is fine!

Oh, wait. That could be a sign that I have been!

Curses! I'll get you, my pretty, and your refrigerator too!

Best. Diet. Ever.

Defeat your fridge in single combat to earn your food.