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A silly short fic featuring Rene and his latest goofy idea. Major featuring guest: Floritt Baez!
Category Story / Pokemon
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 72 kB
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René in: Tail Day!
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Floritt Baez's day at school started in the usual manner. She was walking through the halls before classes started when suddenly...
“FLO!” Squealed a diminutive vulpix as he rushed at her. Flo's ears barely had time to perk up before she found herself the subject of a crushing hug.
Surprised, she let out a sudden “SMEE!” yelp as she found herself glomped. “Ey, René! S'up?”
René smiled as he looked up. “Oh noooooothing.” He said in a sing-song tone of voice, punctuated by a giggle.
“...Wut is it?” Flo asked, putting herself on guard for whatever it was he was up to. René just smiled and pointed up. Following his finger, Floritt saw a large, if crudely made, banner. “ 'Happy Tail Day?' ” She read, incredulous.
Nodding eagerly René explained. “I made it up myself!”
“Ah kin only wunder whut yer insparaytion wuz.” She said dryly, looking at his fuzzy tails. René stuck out his tongue at her, ever the bastion of maturity.
“Your just jealous 'cause I got six!”
Flo stuck her tongue right back out at him. “Mebbe, but mine kin paint! Is maaaagic!” She said, bopping him on the head with said tail. René rubbed his head, hoping it wasn't turning purple.
“Yeah yeah, sure. Anywho, I decided that there should be a holiday for our tails!” René said firmly. “They're so underappreciated....by everyone besides me anyway.” He grinned. “So I decided that today everyone should be extra nice to their tails?”
“So a holiday fer yer bum?” Flo blinked. “Yer silleh.”
“Am I Flo? Am I?” René grinned toothily. “Or am I SUCH a genius that it threatens to bend and warp reality beyond the most wildest dreams?”
Flo paused for a second as if considering it. “...No. Yer jest silleh.”
“Oh. Alright then.” René shrugged. “I'm good with either. So Flo....here!” He offered a big red bow to her. “Put this on your tail as part of the celebration of Tail Day!”
Flo took the bow and inspected it curiously. “Eh, thanks René mon but I dunno....”
“Everyone else is doing it!” René pleaded. He had his tails stand straight up, demonstrating that each one had a big, bright pink ribbon in them.
Flo blinked. “Well, of curse you are, its yer holly-day!”
“Oh it's not just me.” He pointed behind her. The smeargle turned and her jaw dropped as she saw Charla and Meghan standing on the other side of the hallway, both of them wearing a bow in their tails.
“But....how?!” Flo goggled. Meghan's already red face flushed darker.
“I'm...not entirely sure.” She admitted sheepishly. “He just....started hugging me and complimenting me on the gym and my tail and....I dunno.” She poked her index fingers together. Charla rolled her eyes.
“It just seemed easier to give in.” She shrugged languidly. “I knew he wouldn't give in. And it gave me an excuse to 'accidentally' shock him when he tied the bow on.”
René crossed his arms triumphantly. “See Flo?”
“René, two mon aren't...” She started to say then trailed off when she saw Nicole and Sherilyn walk by...both with big black bows tied to their tails. “Da heck?!”
Nicole Blackclaw sighed, an annoyed look crossing her face. “Just....don't ask how.” Sherilyn nodded.
“He ez, 'ow you say—faster than he looks?” She said, looking at the bow in her tail as if still not believing it was there.
Nicole rolled her eyes. “I'd just give in if I were you. His cousin tried to turn him down....now she's wearing so many bows in her tails she had to borrow a second wheelchair just to carry her tails.”
“...” Flo blinked. “Okae, okae, I give.” She accepted the bow.
René looked delighted as Flo tied it to her tail. “Yes! Soon everyone will be celebrating Tail Day!” He cheered and gleefully rubbed his hands together. “Today the PCA....tomorrow, the WORLD!” He cackled. Charla and Meg each took a half-step back as traffic in the hall suddenly started to curb around the maniacally laughing fox.
“...Rait.” Flo said, gently bopping him with her tails. “'Ow'd you do all dis?”
René shrugged. “I used some of the money I earned babysitting.” Seeing Flo's face he held up his hands. “Yeah, I know I really don't need to do it, but I like it too much! I babysit little Gina so Cathy and Charlie can have a night to themselves; I babysit Fuka and Maggie---eee! Those two are so CUTE! I really should babysit those two together so they can have a playdate together. I'm sure they'd hit it off.” He shook his head, trying to remember what his point was. “...Oh yeah! So, I took some of the money I earned and bought a LOT of bows and ribbons for Tail Day!”
“...Ah'll say it agin. Yer silleh.” Flo pronounced but was smiling as she waggled her tail, watching the bow jiggle.
René grinned and hugged her again. “See? It's catching on!”
“...like a plague.” Charla muttered to Nikki, who nodded.
“So Flo, you looking forward to Halloween?” René asked. “Cuz I could use a partner to help me with the Trick or Treating...”
“Eh? René mon, arentchoo a li'l old fer.....” Floritt trailed off as she was assailed by the infamous, big moist puppy eyes. “Nevermund. Sorreh. Fergut who I was talkin' to.” She paused. “I wuz gonna be wit' Eli. I think dere's a party...”
“Then could we Trick or Treat before then?” He pleaded. “And you could paint my face so I look super scary and get lotsa candy and go to all the houses since dad never let me go out on Halloween since he was a jerk and all and so I never really got to have fun and---” René went off, his mouth going a mile a minute as words started blending into one another.
“Okae, okae!” Flo held up her hands, laughing a bit. “Ah'll go, ah'll go!”
René perked up immediately. “Great! Ooh! Let's see if we can get really cool costumes! I'll ask the Squirtle Squad for help! And I'll get Faith and Nicole to help!” Nicole blinked, then relaxed slightly as she realized he meant his girlfriend the other Nicole; not her.
Before Flo could get another word out, René saw a flame-tipped tail as it (and its owner) made its way down another hallway. “See you later Flo!” With that, René darted down the hall after that tail. The others could just hear him say: “Hey Charmanda!” Followed immediately by whuff! of quickly expelled air indicting that he glomped her. “Have you heard of tail day?”
THE END
René in: Tail Day!
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Floritt Baez's day at school started in the usual manner. She was walking through the halls before classes started when suddenly...
“FLO!” Squealed a diminutive vulpix as he rushed at her. Flo's ears barely had time to perk up before she found herself the subject of a crushing hug.
Surprised, she let out a sudden “SMEE!” yelp as she found herself glomped. “Ey, René! S'up?”
René smiled as he looked up. “Oh noooooothing.” He said in a sing-song tone of voice, punctuated by a giggle.
“...Wut is it?” Flo asked, putting herself on guard for whatever it was he was up to. René just smiled and pointed up. Following his finger, Floritt saw a large, if crudely made, banner. “ 'Happy Tail Day?' ” She read, incredulous.
Nodding eagerly René explained. “I made it up myself!”
“Ah kin only wunder whut yer insparaytion wuz.” She said dryly, looking at his fuzzy tails. René stuck out his tongue at her, ever the bastion of maturity.
“Your just jealous 'cause I got six!”
Flo stuck her tongue right back out at him. “Mebbe, but mine kin paint! Is maaaagic!” She said, bopping him on the head with said tail. René rubbed his head, hoping it wasn't turning purple.
“Yeah yeah, sure. Anywho, I decided that there should be a holiday for our tails!” René said firmly. “They're so underappreciated....by everyone besides me anyway.” He grinned. “So I decided that today everyone should be extra nice to their tails?”
“So a holiday fer yer bum?” Flo blinked. “Yer silleh.”
“Am I Flo? Am I?” René grinned toothily. “Or am I SUCH a genius that it threatens to bend and warp reality beyond the most wildest dreams?”
Flo paused for a second as if considering it. “...No. Yer jest silleh.”
“Oh. Alright then.” René shrugged. “I'm good with either. So Flo....here!” He offered a big red bow to her. “Put this on your tail as part of the celebration of Tail Day!”
Flo took the bow and inspected it curiously. “Eh, thanks René mon but I dunno....”
“Everyone else is doing it!” René pleaded. He had his tails stand straight up, demonstrating that each one had a big, bright pink ribbon in them.
Flo blinked. “Well, of curse you are, its yer holly-day!”
“Oh it's not just me.” He pointed behind her. The smeargle turned and her jaw dropped as she saw Charla and Meghan standing on the other side of the hallway, both of them wearing a bow in their tails.
“But....how?!” Flo goggled. Meghan's already red face flushed darker.
“I'm...not entirely sure.” She admitted sheepishly. “He just....started hugging me and complimenting me on the gym and my tail and....I dunno.” She poked her index fingers together. Charla rolled her eyes.
“It just seemed easier to give in.” She shrugged languidly. “I knew he wouldn't give in. And it gave me an excuse to 'accidentally' shock him when he tied the bow on.”
René crossed his arms triumphantly. “See Flo?”
“René, two mon aren't...” She started to say then trailed off when she saw Nicole and Sherilyn walk by...both with big black bows tied to their tails. “Da heck?!”
Nicole Blackclaw sighed, an annoyed look crossing her face. “Just....don't ask how.” Sherilyn nodded.
“He ez, 'ow you say—faster than he looks?” She said, looking at the bow in her tail as if still not believing it was there.
Nicole rolled her eyes. “I'd just give in if I were you. His cousin tried to turn him down....now she's wearing so many bows in her tails she had to borrow a second wheelchair just to carry her tails.”
“...” Flo blinked. “Okae, okae, I give.” She accepted the bow.
René looked delighted as Flo tied it to her tail. “Yes! Soon everyone will be celebrating Tail Day!” He cheered and gleefully rubbed his hands together. “Today the PCA....tomorrow, the WORLD!” He cackled. Charla and Meg each took a half-step back as traffic in the hall suddenly started to curb around the maniacally laughing fox.
“...Rait.” Flo said, gently bopping him with her tails. “'Ow'd you do all dis?”
René shrugged. “I used some of the money I earned babysitting.” Seeing Flo's face he held up his hands. “Yeah, I know I really don't need to do it, but I like it too much! I babysit little Gina so Cathy and Charlie can have a night to themselves; I babysit Fuka and Maggie---eee! Those two are so CUTE! I really should babysit those two together so they can have a playdate together. I'm sure they'd hit it off.” He shook his head, trying to remember what his point was. “...Oh yeah! So, I took some of the money I earned and bought a LOT of bows and ribbons for Tail Day!”
“...Ah'll say it agin. Yer silleh.” Flo pronounced but was smiling as she waggled her tail, watching the bow jiggle.
René grinned and hugged her again. “See? It's catching on!”
“...like a plague.” Charla muttered to Nikki, who nodded.
“So Flo, you looking forward to Halloween?” René asked. “Cuz I could use a partner to help me with the Trick or Treating...”
“Eh? René mon, arentchoo a li'l old fer.....” Floritt trailed off as she was assailed by the infamous, big moist puppy eyes. “Nevermund. Sorreh. Fergut who I was talkin' to.” She paused. “I wuz gonna be wit' Eli. I think dere's a party...”
“Then could we Trick or Treat before then?” He pleaded. “And you could paint my face so I look super scary and get lotsa candy and go to all the houses since dad never let me go out on Halloween since he was a jerk and all and so I never really got to have fun and---” René went off, his mouth going a mile a minute as words started blending into one another.
“Okae, okae!” Flo held up her hands, laughing a bit. “Ah'll go, ah'll go!”
René perked up immediately. “Great! Ooh! Let's see if we can get really cool costumes! I'll ask the Squirtle Squad for help! And I'll get Faith and Nicole to help!” Nicole blinked, then relaxed slightly as she realized he meant his girlfriend the other Nicole; not her.
Before Flo could get another word out, René saw a flame-tipped tail as it (and its owner) made its way down another hallway. “See you later Flo!” With that, René darted down the hall after that tail. The others could just hear him say: “Hey Charmanda!” Followed immediately by whuff! of quickly expelled air indicting that he glomped her. “Have you heard of tail day?”
THE END
Nice to see the return of one of the PCA's most loveable and random characters! Only Rene' could have come up with something as mad and genius as this!
Treighlana: I think it's a cool idea ^.^
Sofia: I am SO glad I don't have a tail!
Tani: I wish I didn't...This thing's PINK!!
Treighlana: I think it's a cool idea ^.^
Sofia: I am SO glad I don't have a tail!
Tani: I wish I didn't...This thing's PINK!!
<Emily> *her tail is piled with ribbons* Who loves ya baby? Momma does yes she does *kissing her tail*
<Nicolas> How long has she been like this?
<Sexton> All day... every day...
<Danny> *wagging his glittery ribbon*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
<Nicolas> How long has she been like this?
<Sexton> All day... every day...
<Danny> *wagging his glittery ribbon*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
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