lol Red Alert 2??

YES!! Well. Yuri's Revenge, technically. But close enough!

Hahaha Tanya is pro!
**Hugs Demolition Truck** !! WATCH OUT FOR THE BUMP! hehe xP

Why don't YOU Drive?!

Hahaha ah I love RA2! :3

Ivan's not home!

"Don't play with matches."

Cant wait for Red Alert 3, that game looks mad !

There was a word about RA3, but it seems like they're working with the third game in the Tiberium series first. Then RA2 wasn't revealed until shortly before it's release, so it was a surprise. :)

I need to play through that expansion again. I obtained it recently and had fun playing it. :P

Hee ... one of my favorite tactics in Yuri's Revenge while playing the Allies is to build several battle fortresses and load them with 4 chrono legionaires and a navy SEAL, with a few IFVs for air defense. Expensive as hell, but it's worth it to be able to erase your enemies from existence. Literally.

Hehe, I still hadn't grasped the full power of Battle fortresses. And the chrono infantry is useful, though my favorite is the chrono commando. He can take out defences if you're quick enough, and he's fun to clean up thoose last buildings with.

Oh man, they're awesome. Stick 4 guardian GIs and a navy SEAL (or British sniper) into them and they're almost unstoppable. Unless you get hit with a mind-control strike force. MAN I hate those!! How can they be so effective when the computer uses them, but so useless when I try?!

:3

We should play multiplayer against each other sometime. I probably go with either Allied or Yuri.

And snipers is one of my favorite Brittish units. Alot of people find them weak, but a group of them can finish off infantry before they even reach the base.

And dunno, I feel the same about mind control. XD Some says that Yuri is way too powerful. :/

I dunno, I think Yuri's pretty balanced, overall. His units are fairly weak, and launching mind control attacks takes a lot of micromanagement and is really difficult ... I think that balances him out pretty well.

I guess, I never actually played alot of Multiplayer with Yuri's revenge for some reason. I really should... :/

And yeah, you're right about the micromanagment but it's really not that bad.

Ah yes, Nuclear plants. Something you better set off with siege vehicles, unless you like seeing your men... or Tanya melting.

Walao......
I thought it was Fallout random.

Lol Let's go and blow up a nuklear plant ^^

That remembers me to the old Atom bomb movies...

"When the bomb drops, duck and cover under a cover!"

Since this would help you, either *lol*


But anyway, this is crazy, it is a fav worthy ^^

Actually, that wasn't as stupid as it sounded. There are a LOT of causes of death in an atomic bomb blast. If you're at ground zero you're dead. Outside of that, ducking and covering could be the difference between living or dying.

1) Fireball - The immediate area. Everything in this area gets vaporized instantly due to unbelievable heat.
2) Heatwave - Several miles. Everything gets a lot hotter. Your skin will burn and blister, but this isn't what will kill you.
3) Firewave - Straight lines out from the blast site in all directions. Everything hit gets vaporized, leaving ashen outlines - but things right behind other things do not. Ducking and covering right here could save you from instant death.
4) Shockwave - Expanding circle from blast wave. Everything gets blown in one direction. Like in a tornado, people who are ducked and covered are smaller, less likely to be picked up, and less likely to be hit in vital organs by debris.
5) Reverse shockwave - Contracting circle from limit of shockwave. The shockwave is so thorough it throws most of the air out of ground zero and reduces atmospheric density for miles, creating a local vacuum surrounded by a high pressure area. The air rushes back in, creating a reverse shockwave almost as big as the initial shockwave. Since it happens several moments after the blast, this could even be deadlier than the initial shockwave, if people start standing up, because the same rules apply.
6) Wind - Extreme and unpredictable wind conditions will prevail for several moments after the explosion. The local weather system may take weeks to return to full normality though it'll only be deadly for a few minutes at worst. Same rules as for both shockwaves, but less risky.
7) Radiation - Ducking and covering is worthless for stopping radiation unless you can hide under or behind a big pile of lead. If you survive the initial blast without mortal wounds though, you'll get radiation sickness and your hair may fall out but it'll take months for life-threatening conditions to develop. If you leave ASAP you could get away with nothing but reduced fertility and a few years off your life.

ummmm.... i dont get it.

xD Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have found that out myself a few times.

I love this.

Funny story, I was watching The Hills Have Eyes, then I saw this.

I have a new monitor and an empty clip.

True story.

X3!!!!!!!!

Geez ZC not when I m drinking milk!

.. yes it was my own milk.. wait how does that make sense. O.x;

"Oooooh it's Christmas at Ground Zero!

And if the radiation level's ok,

I'll go out with you,

and see all the new mutations on New Year's day!

"Oooooh it's Christmas at Ground Zero!

And if the radiation level's ok,

I'll go out with you,

and see all the new mutations on New Year's day!"

OH GOD, Yuri's revenge, lol.
I just got done owning an AI's ass on it =x

*LOLs!*

Soylent Green for Yuri!

The Facts: Fallout is a cloud of radioactive materials that can cause cancer but would not mealt flesh.

lol

LMAO!
Priceless! XD

Red Alert 2, yuri's REvenge, first Second Allied mission.

I learned that Tanya can't survive a nuclear explosion...but it was fun blowing it up anyway.

I learned that in the first Allied mission, Tanya can survive ANYTHING, even being melted into a little puddle of radioactive goo. Fun and educational!

I never quite got the point of the cinematics and the heroes in Red Alert 2. Honestly I coulda done with less plot and more death.

Compared to Tiberian Dawn and Red alert RA2 does have a quite weak plot. Considering that nothing is supposed to happen between Red alert and Tiberian Dawn... but RA became too popular so they had to make a sequel. >>

i havent played that game in ages. i think the online servers like dont even exsist anymore XD

Well, they do... sort of. The offical servers are closed, but servers run by fans have taken over and EA even made some deal so it automatically connects to thoose fanservers. >>

War.....War never changes. The end of the world came just as we thought it would....too many people, not enough resources to go around...

DING - Fallout 2 ^_^

Or at least that's what i thought about when i saw the picture. God i loved that game.

melty furre, yey!

This...goe sin my favorites. Who doesn't like making Nuclear plants explodes more in that game anyway?
Just try it with those nuclear kamikaze trucks too...lots of them!

O.o

"It's going to be a 'silent spring'."

Quote from one of my favorite units in that game, damn I forget it's name.

Is it just me though, or were the suicide bombers about THE most useless units ever?

I think the Iraqi Desolators said that. Suicide bombers? You mean those trucks with nuclear bombs strapped to them? I've found them useful a couple of times. Make a small distraction at the enemy's base and sneak a few in while their attention is diverted. Then send in the main force after they explode.

I never found a use for Crazy Ivan ... but he has some of the best lines in the game.

I think i used crazy ivan for taking out a few bridges... if he was a little bit more durable and faster then maybe he would been more useful. :/

Desolators are my favorite soviet unit. They're useful as a defense and a group of them can even take out light tanks from the radiation. xD

No, I think these units were Cuban. An infantry unit that was like the Iranian nuke-truck only it wasn't armed with a nuke. However they were also pretty-much useless. They were powerfull, but glass-jawed and not any faster than other infantry-units. If you sent them one at a time they'd get cut-down by whatever unit happened to be sitting there. If you grouped them up and tried a rush with them, the defenses would always kill one. This would detonate his explosive, his AoE would then kill/detonate the rest of his buddies.

...in other words, useless.

You were just misuing them imo >_> I found them quite good at actually making rushes, you just need some other kind of distraction, that or do some bombardment with enough distance between each trucks. So they're useful when used other than in "single suicide mission" or "big-compact-mass mission"

Grr.... I said it before and I say again, these were NOT The TRUCKS! These were a much weaker non-nuke infantry version.

I don't care what's being referenced, it's freaking hilarious!!! XD

This made me so gleeful I sneezed out a booger and it stuck to the keyboard and I couldn't type the cancellation codes because it was icky and the ICBMs launched and the nuclear warheads detonated over China and the world plummeted into a nuclear holocaust.
And it's all your fault. Thank you.

You're welcome! =D

Yuri's a powergaming bastard!