Sup everybody! I hope you stop by to read this, it took me some god darn time to write this with just my tail claw.
So finally I'm out of the sketchboard and I can go into the world! Yay! Where's the next porn located?
Anyway, you seem confused so let me introduce myself. The biggest deal of the decade, Demacendramon, some call me the Acursed Madman, why? I don't know, maybe they think I'm mad? I honestly don't care but maybe they are right, and even so, I still don't care because they are right, maybe.
I'm mad and bad but I love it! Also occasionally breaking the fourth wall, but that's only my secondary objective. But hey I write my own artist comments, it's something I think?
But I want to ask you a question, similar to some more or less mad comic Harlequin once asked in a movie. "Do you know how I got this Hug-yourself-jacket?" No?
Well good that you ask even though you didn't ask. Because I was about to tell you anyway.
And if you don't listen I will rip your face off. Seriously not, but you should listen. Are you listening? Hey, stop with the fakebook chat, I'm important now darn it, so sit down and listen!

Anyway carrying on, whoop. Long story short I was once a mercanery or something, you know, throwing weapons around, kicking ass and taking names until I encountered some warlock I forgot the name of because he's not even a side character which makes him not important. But what was important about him was that he cursed me so that my own arms would one day try to kill me. I laughed it off and didn't take one shit about the mumbo jumbo he was speaking, until my arms one day started acting by themselves.. and as you might think, yes, they tried to kill me. So I had to tie myself down, but it didn't helped, they would on any occasion try to free themselves. Didn't took it well on my psyche and I went a bit nuts with grieving and veiling and all that emo shit.
Of course I tried to find a cure to the curse, but on the way I found some pretty neat spells in some old curse-magic-book so I started to fool around. At the beginning some simple stuff, you know, summoning little shitty elementals or dark sprites or casting some useless dark bolt. Soooo impressive, but later I found some body curses and I tried them on myself, what did I have to lose? well as it turned out, much.
I lost pretty much my complete sanity together with any feeling of guilt or most other emotions, too. So finally I went completely bonkers to the point where I started eating cacti or pieces of wood just because I could.
I then found another neat curse that got me this nice little hand at my tail which was not cursed to kill me so I could start using shit again! That made me happy! I started beeing a mercanery again but unfortunatly it wasn't as much fun anymore as it used to be, it became also very boring because my clients didn't seem to get my humour, which was disappointing... I don't like people who don't get humour and are too stiff.
So I left a little bloody trail of death and murder in my way because it was all no fun, especially because the author gave me no screentime before some late ass chapter, I felt lonely, come on! Gimme some love and attention! I'm like a plant! I need love and attention, well I don't need sunlight or water... and I would be some kind of giant ass carnivourus plant in rainbow colors! With a tophat and monocle! Yeah that's good!
Anyway, later on I was imprisoned for my uncontrollable behavior... that took some time where I could think and reflect about my life. 10 Years to be precise... and the only conclusion I came to was... "BOOOOOOOORING!" - 10 years of constant boring in my head, lovely time, I will tell my grandchildren about it, awesome memory!
Until I got out but that would be a major story spoiler which I shouldn't tell! Have a taco instead! And has anybody seen a nice girl around here? And with nice I mean nice anatomy... oh shit the author comes back, hope you enjoyed me because you will see more of me in the future, if not I will steal creators credit card and buy some expensive art of myself to enjoy for you! Ha! Awesome plan! Bye folks!

This awesome magnificent handsome cool badass charming and wonderful million doller worth piece of fine art was drawn by Riza23 this cat lover here and his cat friend  Pikuna (anyway she has a nice chest!)
I, the great Demacendramon am sadly © to  INCtastic (this asshole)