circulating the two-faced reindeer
had a very disturbing visage
and if you ever saw it
you'd probably throw up a little

all of the other reindeer
used to scream and run and flee
they never let poor  circulating
have any healthy social interaction important to a child's development

then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say:
:iconcirculating with your heads so gross
won't you get on the internet and make really bitchin noise tracks

I can't think of any more lyrics :C