Something I whipped up for the big fat slob dragon's b-day. ^^ Not quite what I was aiming for, but at least I completed something without going nuts.

Just a fun little b-day treat for the big fellow! First a dunk in the tub to wash off all that swamp crud, with ample amounts of my finest Blubber-Bubbles bubblebath of course. :3 Next a good rubdown, and the obvious super sizing of our corpulent scaly here! A very potent bath mixture, you should know. ;)

I did bake him a cake, but he kind of outgrew it... I'll know for next time. :3 I'm sure once he devours the goodie and laps up every crumb, he'll be back in the swamp before he gets used to the idea of perhaps being somewhat clean once in a while. ;) Super fattening slob-inducing bath products are perhaps contrary to the idea of cleaning up. :3

Either way, enjoy chief! Hope my meager attempts at least bring a smile to your bloated face.