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Well, that was quite an intro, Brock; your ego is amazing/
You dish it out, but can you take a proper verbal hazing?
You picked a fight because you thought you were the bigger troll/
The gauntlet's down, so now you'll see that heads are gonna roll
You think your lack of class and pants help make your rhymes supreme/
I do six impossible things each day; now who's the more extreme?
My alliteration is elastic, yours is sadly sort of spastic/
And I doubt I'll do disservice if your dressing-down is drastic
My rhymes are more sublime, you couldn't possibly best these/
And I've more power in my pinkie than you do in both testes
Sure you know a trick or two, your pranks are crude and lewd and vile/
But this "stupid curly grin" is trickster Service with a Style
I'm one of Wonderland's Most Wanted, you're not even on the map/
Your tanuki talent's just a joke, your mischief is mere pap
Now I believe that you had said that the winner's pretty clear/
You seem upset, but that's okay, because we're all mad here
..Ouch. Just ouch.
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
PICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORAYYYYYYY
You dish it out, but can you take a proper verbal hazing?
You picked a fight because you thought you were the bigger troll/
The gauntlet's down, so now you'll see that heads are gonna roll
You think your lack of class and pants help make your rhymes supreme/
I do six impossible things each day; now who's the more extreme?
My alliteration is elastic, yours is sadly sort of spastic/
And I doubt I'll do disservice if your dressing-down is drastic
My rhymes are more sublime, you couldn't possibly best these/
And I've more power in my pinkie than you do in both testes
Sure you know a trick or two, your pranks are crude and lewd and vile/
But this "stupid curly grin" is trickster Service with a Style
I'm one of Wonderland's Most Wanted, you're not even on the map/
Your tanuki talent's just a joke, your mischief is mere pap
Now I believe that you had said that the winner's pretty clear/
You seem upset, but that's okay, because we're all mad here
..Ouch. Just ouch.
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
PICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORAYYYYYYY
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Well, gun to my head, I'd have to vote for Brock; Zataan just seems too polite to really lay into someone. However, if I DIDN'T have to choose.....*wicked grin*
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Well this tiff has been amusing, certainly no disaster, but lookout boys, because here comes a lil' party crasher!
I've heard Stripey brag about his tricks, and 'nuki bout his crotch, but I think it's time I took you two and brought you down a notch!
Mr.Grins, I'll kick this off by starting out with you. Here's a card, it's Col. Mustard, 'cause you need a clue.
You say your home's with people who all need a Section 8; well tell me son, if that's the case, then what makes YOU so great?
Do you think that it's your power? Oh please is that a joke. Wonderlanders see your tricks then probably just go and take another toke.
Oh Brocky boy, don't you think I forgot your there! You talk about your balls alot, but how's your ROD compare?
You think you're such a prankster, your jokes make people need closure; yeah right, just tell me, how many tickets, you've got for indecent exposure.
As for your gut, f'eh, that's cute, but I'd call you pretty lean. Want me impressed? Then call me when your belly doubles as a trampoline.
You both think you're kings of mischief, but I've got a nice retort; your jokes may seem real flashy, but they lack something: EFFORT!
You snap your fingers, or cup your balls, and that's all that it takes! Well some of us have to use our WITS, life doesn't cut us breaks.
I hope this didn't hurt too much, or stunt your ego growth. If I hit too close to home, just know I still love ya both.
But now I gotta run, can't laze around or faff. Just remember, us hyenas, always get the last laugh!
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Well this tiff has been amusing, certainly no disaster, but lookout boys, because here comes a lil' party crasher!
I've heard Stripey brag about his tricks, and 'nuki bout his crotch, but I think it's time I took you two and brought you down a notch!
Mr.Grins, I'll kick this off by starting out with you. Here's a card, it's Col. Mustard, 'cause you need a clue.
You say your home's with people who all need a Section 8; well tell me son, if that's the case, then what makes YOU so great?
Do you think that it's your power? Oh please is that a joke. Wonderlanders see your tricks then probably just go and take another toke.
Oh Brocky boy, don't you think I forgot your there! You talk about your balls alot, but how's your ROD compare?
You think you're such a prankster, your jokes make people need closure; yeah right, just tell me, how many tickets, you've got for indecent exposure.
As for your gut, f'eh, that's cute, but I'd call you pretty lean. Want me impressed? Then call me when your belly doubles as a trampoline.
You both think you're kings of mischief, but I've got a nice retort; your jokes may seem real flashy, but they lack something: EFFORT!
You snap your fingers, or cup your balls, and that's all that it takes! Well some of us have to use our WITS, life doesn't cut us breaks.
I hope this didn't hurt too much, or stunt your ego growth. If I hit too close to home, just know I still love ya both.
But now I gotta run, can't laze around or faff. Just remember, us hyenas, always get the last laugh!
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