A story about my Sims' poor Dating Lives

So, I was PLaying the SIms 3 yesterday. I usually make as many of
my characters as I can and kick all the NPC's out to make room for
an entire town of my own characters.

Well, I sent Uluri out to the Bistro for some dinner. She had a nice
dinner. She then turned Werewolf and started clawing at all of the
chairs. In the background, I see Morty wandering around all burnt
to a crisp and whatnot.

Here he comes, I thought he was going to yell at her for clawing
all the chairs. NOPE! He kissed her! and then walked off. What?!
(This is weird for this character since he's practically unsocial-able.
I'd expect it from Rio-shen, not Morty.)

Anyways, as I was thinking, he probably had a love spell or potion
that he happened to be hit with. Because... those two certainly
didn't get along after that. Gosh darn their relationship lasted
5 sim minutes and ended with "Bore Uluri t Death". X___X

In other news, the entirety of my city is hitting on Kindling.
The poor guy is too nice to everyone. I have to decline at least
3 dates every Sim day, and he can't go anywhere without being
hit on, And to make it even worse, the girl he does like doesn't
even notice him. The poor boy. (He's been MEGA friendzoned)

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I let my sims do what they want, when they want. The only intervention I give is when they want something like a chair, or
want to go to a concert or something.