Uh oh, Trappy's hit a nerve! :P

He's really good at that!

Well first I'd kick the dick off the bed and yell asking how he got in my room then ask if he can cook breakfast

If a penis could cook me breakfast, I'd be happy!

D: Poor hilda, she just wanted to eat some tasty foods. :C

RIP donut. ;w;7

She be jackin it =B

She's afraid of the dong!

Sounds like a virgin -3-

That's right!

use it.

But she doesn't know how~!

Hilda, darling, it's easy, just wiggle your butt a little bit while you look at your new dick, it'll help you realize what you need to do almost immediately.

Panic!

trapmagius, you should look out for fighting type dick.

I'm always on the look-out for dicks!

well, fighting type dick is best dick.

Ghost dick is best dick. :3

But go on~

that's why we need a fighting ghost type. the two best dick types put together.

Fingers crossed for gen 7!

you could always use trick or treat on a fighting type and watch the ghost-fighting dick.

Close, but not the same thing!

I'd do anything for a Ghosty Goo dick.

Lewd!

so this is off topic, but I think Mistrapius would make more sense than mismagius. no offense, I just thing the pun is funnier like that. x3

It's a little late to change the name now! So I gotta live with this derp. :3

maybe there could be a trapdevoir character in the future~?

I had one long, long, loooooong ago, but I sort of lost interest. As much as I personally love the femmy and trappy Gardies, I prefer to watch other people's interpretations of it rather than do it myself. Like... you know, I love it, but it's not for me.

if only I knew how to draw. I'd draw girly guys with dicks galore.

That's how I thought at first (well, dickgirls mainly, but it expanded), and the only obstacle is... you. You can learn how to draw. There's lots of tutorials out there, many videos about it, near endless resources on anatomy, lighting and shadow, poses, figure drawing, gestures... you name it.

A few things to note. Everything is going to look bad at first. It's hard. It's going to take a lot of practice and patience to get better. But you will get better as you do it more. Don't worry about style, that will come on its own. Just pick up a pen, start doodling, and keep at it. Do some research on things that puzzle you or seem very hard. You're going to fail a lot before you get it right, and that is normal. Be persistent, keep drawing, and you'll get good. That's it. :3

an artist that also gives you some help with learning how to draw? can I be your friend?

Hey, there's actually a fair bunch of artists out there that wants to give advice. Some are helpful, some are not so helpful, but what I said tend to be what most people say and agree on. Like, you know, it's tough at first, but you get better the more effort and time you put into it. Like videogames, ya know? You might suck at first, then you learn the mechanics and how to approach it better, and you get better.

And uhh... well... we can talk and stuff and see where that goes. I mean, you can't really make up your mind to be friends with someone and it'll work. If the chemistry is right, it'll happen. If not... well... not much you can do about it.

yeah, I know that. I was just saying that jokingly.

Well, I'm serious. Drop me a note or something if you wanna chat.

thanks a lot.

probably not what you'd expect.

Nobody ex-box the the Spanish inqui-zippity-ay!

When you've got a penis, everything looks like a donut...!

But are they edible?

http://www.dramabutton.com/

Exactly!

Mmm.. Donut..

Suddenly! Dong!

Dong plus Donut.. Dongnut! Yummier!

With suspicious cream filling...!

... *Eats it anyways!* Scrumptious! <3

All I know is, if she woke up with one, she'd have me fawning over her in a heartbeat!

Maximum fluster-mode and confusion ensues!