"I am rich in micro, macro and mesonutrients, and and promote healthy plant growth and the bearing of luscious fruit. I am available at all reputable garden supply outlets. And dad says I'm cute. Try me today!"

Artist's note: The Fool's-Parsley Bush is a mystery among plant ecologists for its continual survival despite being "the least competent predatory plant in the known world, standing forlornly with its sorry maw-leaves sticking in the air as if waiting for prey to step in out of pity."