Some expensive rocks x3

what´s next, Red Potions for restoring health? XD

In the industry, we call them Ketchup or Tomato Juice.

You better not be dissing the healing properties of ketchup! Not healing in the terms of wounds but healing in the terms of making shitty food better.

I will have your organs with a healthy serving of... MUSTARD.

Come at me.

HORSERADISH WILL DEFEAT YOU ALLLLLLL!!!



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*waves a knobby looking root in the air and looks for a cheese grater*

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Condiment_King

Never underestimate da powa of dem hot sauses out there! It's spicAY!

I guess I'll have to muster up some courage for that.

That's the thing though, I would totally buy literal Health Potions.

Here you go, then!
http://shop.harcoslabs.com/health-e.....potion-6-pack/

Hah! And they're even priced to reflect the fact that I'd normally have to pay for them in the showers of gold coins that dire wolves are inexplicably filled with. Excellent!

You mean v8?

Why was that dude bringing him zinc vitamins??

4th panel the cat's unconscious.

That is an unsatisfying answer.

It's just medical propaganda that crystals don't work :V

IF CRYSTALS DON'T WORK, THEN HOW DO WIZARDS CAST THEIR SPELLS?!

Intellectual checkmate, scientists.

They roll for initiative, than DC against target.

Spiritualist: 1

Atheists: 0

Science rolls to disbelieve...

Hmm I think they're stonewalling the subject. Taking what vitamins do for granite. Though selling healing rocks is a bit igneous if you think about.

I can't tell if well-placed typos or clever clever man

Imma go wif 'Clever'

And a healthy dose of 'Wit', too!

Won't tell, I'm sly like that. Sorta like a fox xD

In that vein, one must not overlook the prospect of selling salt to the superstitious...ore perhaps sodium is shale prove to a better universal solution for those slated to be taken advantage of...


Also, we are both terrible people for writing these things....

You have a grim look at things sir if you feel like we're terrible people for this. I think we're both great. Real Pillars - Marble Adonises in this conversation.

gg life

Definitely a steal. :3

Everyone knows those crystals are worthless unless you have a good bro to charge them with.

yeah, piezo electro magnetic resonant suspension applied to different stones when their neer their proper chara points(theres 128 of them now) do in fact heal you quite fast

also ionic breeze (super charged oxygen particles with ion coatings) can heal you extremely fast, but afterwords your life regeneration hitsa recovery value of 4 years, youll live for sure(the first time) but those scars are going to stay YEARS later

im bringing back majick, if anyons interested ill be happy to pummel you with relevant data inside the game of secondlife, p.s. my username is gunmaker (resident)

minimum true iq of 200 required, otherwise ill just tell it to you flatly.

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