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... so lazy, in fact, that I didn't even remember the tail! :P
So, sorry for not being active too much in the last few weeks... actually, only part of it was laziness, but the rest could be better summed up in a journal entry rather than clogging it up here. Had enough time for this doodle, at least, tho. :)
So, sorry for not being active too much in the last few weeks... actually, only part of it was laziness, but the rest could be better summed up in a journal entry rather than clogging it up here. Had enough time for this doodle, at least, tho. :)
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Doodle
Species Feline (Other)
Size 734 x 769px
File Size 189.3 kB
Lazy? I can cure that!
*a gigantically-muscled half ton tiger savagely kicks the door off its hinges and twists himself sideways to fit in your room. His enormous body blocks the doorway and any chance of escape. He growls seductively at the half-naked yellow cat(?) leaning up suddenly with his eyes bigger than tennis balls. The tiger gives a hearty "most muscular" pose, forcing his muscles to compact and flex to such extremes his white tank top bursts open exposing his intimidatingly powerful physique. Smiling handsomely, the big guy slowly crawls onto the bed and pushes Bioxz down, wrapping his herculean arms around his bare torso and hugging firmly but gently as the two kitties purr together*
MMMmmmmmmmuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr....
*a gigantically-muscled half ton tiger savagely kicks the door off its hinges and twists himself sideways to fit in your room. His enormous body blocks the doorway and any chance of escape. He growls seductively at the half-naked yellow cat(?) leaning up suddenly with his eyes bigger than tennis balls. The tiger gives a hearty "most muscular" pose, forcing his muscles to compact and flex to such extremes his white tank top bursts open exposing his intimidatingly powerful physique. Smiling handsomely, the big guy slowly crawls onto the bed and pushes Bioxz down, wrapping his herculean arms around his bare torso and hugging firmly but gently as the two kitties purr together*
MMMmmmmmmmuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr....
Oh, thank God... I actually did try shaving my chest fuzz once just to see what it was like.
The answer? Itchy, uncomfortable, and impossible to maintain without electrolysis. Plus, I had to hide my chest and not go shirtless in front of anybody for a week while it grew back, or I'd end up with a "Kramer" type situation. Totally not worth it.
So thank you oh-so-kindly for not taking advantage of me... in that way, at least.
The answer? Itchy, uncomfortable, and impossible to maintain without electrolysis. Plus, I had to hide my chest and not go shirtless in front of anybody for a week while it grew back, or I'd end up with a "Kramer" type situation. Totally not worth it.
So thank you oh-so-kindly for not taking advantage of me... in that way, at least.
*Garr the sumo dragon squeezed into Bioxz's room and he looks around and see Bioxz sleeping on the bed as he smiles but he spotted the DS on the floor and he waddles and sits down on the floor and picks up the DS to play on it*
*Tyger the muscular white siberian tiger 10'6 walks in and he also spotted Bioxz and he decides to have fun with him by jump on him and murrrs at him by wraps his musculars arms around him* Time to wake up Bioxz!
*Tyger the muscular white siberian tiger 10'6 walks in and he also spotted Bioxz and he decides to have fun with him by jump on him and murrrs at him by wraps his musculars arms around him* Time to wake up Bioxz!
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