Okay, at long last, and much angst, here's the second draft of the song "Faster Than Furious", complete with crummy vocals from me. Man, I just put that music just at the lowest part I can barely sing, it's like I planned it to suck!

Anyway, for those who didn't hear the story of this song, it's supposed to be a stereotypical 80's awesome song, kinda like what you might hear in Kung Fury or something. I'm doing it solely to be background music of a corny 80's style car accessory commercial I wanna do. Most of the sounds and stuff are similar to other popular 80's songs and instruments.

Here's the latest iteration of the lyrics. I'm kinda hoping Blue of BlueRaptor fame will do a German version of the song so it can be all 99 Luftballoons. And yes, if Blue just sings his vocals and records them, while listening to the song, I can actually...or should actually be able to put them right in and process his vocals the same way, even the "faster FASTER" scratchy and vocoded parts.

FASTER THAN FURIOUS!
Lyrics by Dinosorceror
Music by the 1980's

He was no speed demon
He never took the prize
But he had the eyes of a tiger
And his spirit was on the rise

He had to go where the action was
He headed off to war
Nothing in the world was gonna stop him now
Gonna rocket straight to the core

[CHORUS]
He had to be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Takin' it serious
No place for second best, it's winner take all
You need to be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Speed is luxurious
'Cause when you take the lead, the others will fall

He took it to the next level
He won't be lookin' back
He made a deal with the devil
She's joinin' for the attack

He's the boss, number one, leader of the pack
Winning's always on his mind
You better hope you never mess with him
He's gonna leave you far behind

[CHORUS]
'Cause he was faster (faster!) faster than furious
Mister mysterious
Won't ever hear him coming, takin' the fall
You gotta be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Livin' life dangerous
The future beckons, better heed the call!