Oh my god I've missed this character.

I keep her stashed away somewhere until I need a tour guide.

Someone's having a bad day back there.

What? Nahh. No one has a bad day at Fenris Industries! Our employees are QUITE well taken care of!

I guess she's just furiously enjoying that smoke, then~

Only question I got...is can I take her home :p

Tour guides sold in our deluxe ordering catalogue.

Can I take this one to the closet for a couple hours? :p

do we get those cute lil things at the gift shop? the lil thingy on your shoulder cute

Buy yourself a pocket Fenris :D ...and buy one for everyone you know too!

sweet *buys one* what do they do and do they come with a manu?

What do they do? You mean what DON'T they do! :D

sweet, i need something that has vast knowage or can connent to ebay

Are there any entry level positions available?

We here at Fenris Industries pride ourselves on our entry-level job offers with no experience required.

I got a bad case of the background envy here! Excellent work!

Was really my first time trying to draw a big background like this in digital instead of just kinda doodling it in... had some challenges to it, but, same rule mostly applies that I find works with traditional, that if you can kinda 'create the space', then you can go crazy at your leisure just filling in details one at a time. Drew and finished the room, then added the designs on the wall, then the waterfall, then the potted plants, then the people, and so on, instead of kinda trying to plan it all out right from the start.

Came out looking great. Live the balcony areas and giant glass windows.

Loving it. Need more.
-buys one of everything from the gift shop-

Now, why not buy some for your friends too ;3

This is really awesome Fenris!

Danke ^^ I decided to try really goin' for it with the background this time instead of just doodlin' something in.

Yes I have a question... I was wondering if the CEO would care for a joint business venture? I believe my products could be beneficial to your company =3

Our CEO's current policy isn't so much JOINT ventures right now as 'aggressive aquisition'...

shame... we could have been friends

"Why is a duck when it spins?"

Because both has a B in it.

le good sir.

Oh no, I'm not falling to this one! I know how to capture tourists to use in your experiments! Unlike the others, I actually read the Terms and Conditions!

And yet, I bet I'll see you there when we actually start tours
|-3

What do I have to do to not be transformed in any way, shape or form? And that includes mentally!

I wonder what kind of careers are offered here :3

Why, join up with the proud working force of the catgirls, for example :D they work hard, and they play harder!

So I see! New logo n' everything.

...

I am intrigued on the whole idea of an advertising agency being involved, now.

We always had advertisers! ...they just sucked, before.

Stop hiring the guy who charges 12.95, then! Cheap bastards.

Well, let's get on with the tour, mm? I'm curious to see what your mad scientifically inclined peers have been developing here since last I visited.

Well, since discovering the 'evil' element, we've made QUITE a few breakthroughs...

Whatever helps you folks finish developing that inter-spacial matter transportation device your people's have been working on. I've got plans to build me an interplanetary corporate industrial empire and I'm going to be needing to move my headquarters someplace less crowded than the solar system, cause lord knows the governments here are eager to try and tax a hard working man.

Love me some hyenas. Great job, I really like that crest you drew in the background! Is there a way I could commission a banner with something like that from you?

perhaps! If you can catch me when I open a free-range commission slot we can talk deets. I'm really not actually that good at crafting logos like that, contrary to apperances X3 But I could always give it a shot ^^

The next time you open them, I'd be happy to have you take a crack at it. You're a fantastic artist.

Omg hyena yes! Also, what is that in her eye? sort of looks like a skull, maybe i'm squinting too hard to try and make it out. XD

We believe in tagging all our products with our brand logo.

Ooh, interesting. Eyebrand. Shop smart, shop S-mart!

I'll go. Let me get my shoes

Be sure to bring waterproof shoes.

My sandals are waterproof

Do you sell mini fenris's at the gift shops

We certainly do :D Buy one for yourself, your friends and relatives, everyone! We won't be satisfied until there's a pocket fenris in every house!
EVERYWHERE.

Yes, well, I have a question. I've been feeling a little under the weather since the last tour, a little catty, I suppose. Do you have anything that can help?

We at Fenris industries have solutions to ALL problems.
(Warning: Fenris Industries's view of a 'problem' may not correspond to your idea of a problem, and the solution we offer may only exacerbate matters in an ironic fashion)

SO want money for arts from you again!

We here at Fenris Industries believe this is a sound attitude to have.

Also I want to tour and perhaps stumble upon/accidentally apply for test work

Where...wut....I....o3o. Sure I guess i'll take the tour....

Don't forget to visit our concession stand before you go! And refresh yourself with a nice, cold milk-shake!

"I heard you were hiring people of a, ah, bovine persuasion here? Can I talk to HR?"

We here at Fenris Industries like to think we're extremely conscientious of our bovine employee's unique needs, and do everything we can to make their wants OUR solutions! :D

Wonderful! Sign me up! :D

One, where do I apply?

Why, with that creepy looking figure who appeared out of a puff of smoke, standing in the shadows holding contracts :D

Do I prick my finger or does he?

*buys everything from the gift shop* Now where is that recruiting station?

Well, so long as you use EVERYTHING from the gift shop, consider yourself a recruit already...

"here at Fenris industries, we pride ourselves in making a better you " lol

Be the best you that we want you to be.

i think its like that with 90% of companies xD

"just remember, you dont know what looks good. But we sure DO! SO shut up and do what we tell you , from here at Fenris industry"

The berries on that tree look... ominous.

What? Nah, those are just some natural foliage that escaped from- I mean, grows around town.
>3>

Hmm... I feel like I've been here before.

We USED to have tours, but took them down while we dealt with the lawsuits. ...and the lawyers. And the people who bought the lawyers.

I thought this seemed familier. I wonder which Felicity that one is?

Weird thing in her eye

I think it's part of the logo!

Maybe she's a product of the company.

We gotta brand-mark our products, don't we?

Dat blouse doe.

I know, SO scandalous. Leaves so little to the imagination.

Ooooh, you have a new building! Going to be totally honest Fenris I think you have an eye for designing corporate interiors! This is pretty good looking and I can't wait to see how the tour goes and the changes the company has made >u>

When we asked for 'ominous evil corporation' before, we had a bit TOO much 'om' and not enough 'inous'. We went for 40% more innocent front this time.

Where can you buy one of those things on your shoulder? I've been looking for a new familiar.

Why, the pocket fenris is available cheap in our giftshop :D

Do you have a vacancy in Tech Support I could apply for?

Ten thousand fenrises, and not a one knows how to properly set up a firewall.

lol she has a little fenris on her shoulder and that smile is totally not concerning from the tour guide

She's just being FRIENDLY, jeesh. People like a friendly tour guide.

I was kinda involved in this tour. I smiled at the tourists, waved, and pretended they were actually going to leave.

THAT'S the spirit! You may make consideration for application to employee of the month polls at this rate! :3

Yay, potential minor recognition!

Uradrone: Hi! I'm a bee!

Then you're already used to a corporate environment! :D Wonderful!

We at Fenris industries like to think of our employees as one big family. ...A family that operates like an individual. We need everything, from hands and fingers, to toes and teeth :D ...YOU want to be a finger in the Fenris family, don't you?

Tooours!!!

After what happened to everyone on the LAST tour?? :O

Maybe.. Probably.. Yes please!!!

Hmmm... gift shop...

Pick something up for the missus.

But I have no missus :C Can I pick up a missus?

Shop for a missus in the catalogue.

Oh well then. ~browse~

What happened to the grungy ragged industrial-punk OSHA violations aesthetic? Or is that behind closed doors and will be seen soon?

We realized we get more customers when we don't look SO much like a murder factory >3>

But some of them liked that sort of thing for when they want to contract you for massive "product processing".

In any case, I hope there is some places that still look like that. It was a fun aesthetic.

As a whole, this is an amazing piece of work... so much beautiful detail. And on the other side, I want to sign up for a job here immediately

All of our employees get generous benefits! Pay, daily milkings, juicings, you name it!

...You had me at 'milkings.' *signs on the dotted line*

Really loving the look of the place! I also like the little detail of her pupil being the company logo.

Gotta make sure folks know who the tour guide belongs to ;3

Sounds so promissing! Question - what careers are there??? ^^

Why, you could join up with the Catgirl Brigade, the Cowherd, participate in R&D, or get involved in sales, to name just a few :D

'R&D'? What is 'R and D'? And... Sales.. Umh...

*looks around, struggling against will to sign up for sales immidiately*

Ah, screw it! Sales! Where and how to sign? Should I need some blood? Should I grab random folk for that, or use my own?

Noooo no, nothing so complicated as that! We just, *jabs you with needle* wait for this to kick in, and then we sell you! |-3

*widens her eyes in shock, then suddenly claps hands and does a little pirouette* I am going to be a FI emrchandise! Dream came true! *rushes to her future seller and gives one last warm hug* Proud to earn money for company! Be sure to visit gift shop and take a look at me! *waves to rest of excursion*

10/10 Would visit and never leave.

Would never, CAN never, either way :3

Yay! Tour guide hyena? I'll take every touch and buy all the useless tchochkes I can stuff in a bag.

Get a Fenris bobble-head. Those are about as useless as techochkes get.

Okay, her eyes freak the shit out of me. Please tell me those are contact lenses

Those are contact lenses.

Are they? Are they really...?! ;3

Well, you told me to TELL you they were >3>

But to be honest as well~!

Hm, Last time I took the tour I ended up going home with the tour guide. Not bad for a used model, and probably the safest purchase I could have made.

We're proooobably up to Felicity 36 by now...

Really? Either your safety record is improving, or you had to restart the count.

Recruiting opprotunities? Oh boy!

Love the building asthetic. :D

Fenris Industries wants YOU :D Carreer opportunities abound!

I've got my application ready, one question though; are pocket-fens standard issue?

They're a requirement, really.

hairs on back of neck stand up
...does anyone else hear warning klaxons and 1,000 monkeys crapping themselves simultaneously?

When the land overflows with a million apes, Fenris Ind. will be there to sell something to 'em :D

Oh my! What pleasant decor you have. It is a change for the better, but my heart does long for a more industrial- "practical" look. Ahhh, the old days...

Well, this is just the front lobby. It's up to the employees to keep the REST of the factory clean...

"Two questions. One, what's that on your shoulder? Two, what sort of careers are those advertised during a factory tour?"

Why, that's the pocket fenris, available now in the gift shop :D

"I'll take three, for my nieces!"

All my employees get very good dental coverage :3

I actually want to have teeth like that in real life. XD

I sense a wonka esc tour group in the making and would like to know where the line starts <_<

Well, first you gotta go out and buy Fenris Brand sextoys! There are FIVE golden tickets hidden inside...

and that just brings out more mental images

Lordy loo, it's god to be back

I KNEW it was time to bring the factory back :>

Will be treated to be another tour?

I got a question. WHAT KIND OF A CREATURE'S BRAIN DO I HAVE TO EAT TO GET AN EYE LIKE YOURS?!?!?! X3

Why, you just have to be a product of Fenris Industries :D

Hold on, I think I still got my test subject license somewhere in my pockets. Also do you have them in red? *pops left eyeball out* I could really use a spare or two, I often forget where I put them. X3

You're hiring? *makes a beeline for the recruitment station*

The F.I. family is ALWAYS looking for new interns, who have endless advancement opportunities :D

Hooray! Now where do I sign? No need to bother reading all the silly fine print... :D

Well, the catgirls are recruting right now, so I'd talk to them ;3

Alrighty then! *heads off toward a group of catgirls to ask about recruitment*

We feel many people could benefit form a career at FI.

Is flash photography allowed? And don't pay any mind to my lack of pants and overcoat.

Flash photography is inadvisable, for your own safety >3>