“This human god of yours- I don’t get it. It’s all fire and brimstone and take and take and take! Don’t pray to other gods, don’t do this, don’t eat shrimp. Where’s the fun in that? What did your god ever do for you, hm? Write a few laws, smite a few people? Boring! I’ve been around for all of it, kid. Everything mankind ever did? I was there. You really think people came up with the pyramids? That they just woke up and understood the unconscious mind? Why do you think that no matter where your kind goes, every step of the way, you always see my image? Say you’ll worship me. Make me your god. Do it!”

Oh my I found the church au for gravity falls...and had some fun with it.

quote from: MoonstoneDazzle's Fanfic
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