“what is your characters species anyways, I kind of need to know your species before I begin your commis-”

“IT ISN’T MY CHARACTER IT IS ME!!!! I’M A WOLF/DEER/DRAGON/DEMON/HYBRID. I AM VERY UNIQUE AND I SPENT A LONG TIME ON MY DESIGN!!!! MY EYES AND TATTOOS GLOW DEPENDING ON MY MOOD (MOSTLY WHEN I’M MAD). MY MANE IS EXACTLY 9 COLORS AND EXACTLY EVENLY SPACED SO DON’T FORGET THAT PART. I HAVE 32 PIERCINGS. I HAVE 2 DICKS AND THEY ARE 8″ LONG AND THEY CAN GLOW. MY EYES ARE NORMALLY BLUE BUT TURN RED AND GLOW WHEN I’M MAD. I AM 7′ TALL AND MUSCULAR BUT NOT OVERLY. DIDN’T YOU LOOK AT THE SECOND LIFE SCREENSHOTS I SENT YOU???”

“uhum… okay… I’ll try to get that started for you.”

“….. ITS BEEN HALF AN HOUR AREN’T YOU DONE YET????”