yaaaaaay

"IT CAN'T BE!"

Uhm, yeah, it pretty much is. Bye', kid.

It's all over now!

That's what happens to people with that hair.

serves him right

Yes ! YES !!!

(this guy deserves to die)

I really hate this guy XD

"This isn't a murder, it's a mercy killing." Even when Buddy Red goes out like a coward, I want to bump him up to something tough-guy respectable like Jimmy Cagney's death scene in "Angels with Dirty Faces."
These kids seem to understand gladiatorial no-win situations. Red was the one that I would have expected to try to KNARFLE THE GARTHOK! Or maybe seduce GoatRags.

He just folds like a house of cards. Nate at least went out yelling.

Well. That's actually a quite horrifying page.

Red Menace might remind her of her old friend... that's probably a bad thing.

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If I remember right, Santa said a while back that some kids survive "two or three rounds." If we assume that there isn't like a bell that they ring after three minutes if a kid manages to dodge all that time, then a far nastier alternative comes to mind...

For whatever reason - orders from Santa, lingering humanity, indigestion from kicking - Krampus spits them up, then eats them again. And sometimes again.

It's never pretty!

If anyone were to ever slay the Krampus in one-on-one combat, they would lift its severed head in triumph… then put it back because they already have a better weapon, and that one has had a serious Nerf since the last patch.