
The cage is very small
A tiny silver ball
That makes you a hero
The moment you step inside
The world is watching you
What you’re about to do
Will live on forever
Even though you’ll be dead
And gone
Buckle up
We’re about to turn the engines on.
Hello from Sputnik 2
I am receiving you
Thanks for the dog food
I’m somewhere above you now
Guess what Malashenkov?
I took the collar off
I’m holding my own leash
And walking myself outside
This door
I don’t think
I want to be a good dog anymore.
Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark
And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear -
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?
Moscow to Sputnik 2
I think we’re losing you
Your life signs are fading
We can’t really say that we’re
Surprised
It’s a shame
There is always something that gets compromised
Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark
And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear -
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?
Lyrics © Jonathan Coulton
A tiny silver ball
That makes you a hero
The moment you step inside
The world is watching you
What you’re about to do
Will live on forever
Even though you’ll be dead
And gone
Buckle up
We’re about to turn the engines on.
Hello from Sputnik 2
I am receiving you
Thanks for the dog food
I’m somewhere above you now
Guess what Malashenkov?
I took the collar off
I’m holding my own leash
And walking myself outside
This door
I don’t think
I want to be a good dog anymore.
Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark
And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear -
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?
Moscow to Sputnik 2
I think we’re losing you
Your life signs are fading
We can’t really say that we’re
Surprised
It’s a shame
There is always something that gets compromised
Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark
And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear -
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?
Lyrics © Jonathan Coulton
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When I was three, my mother said to me
Eat up your greens and say your grace
While on TV they put a dog in space
And left her there... Shoulda seen her face
When I was five, the dream was still alive
And Walter Cronkite said: "One day we'll earn our daily bread
Conducting things in outer space"
But still on earth I thrive... and you pretend I'm not alive
And walk by with my substitute
While I fasten the oxygen valve
On my space suit
When I was eight, we shared a coat-rack - it was great
And I pretended I had so much on my plate
I had a speech to write about moonshot trajectory
And during phonics class, perfected my delivery
Now the band's playing "Hail to the Chief"
While my capsule's out floating by some
Tropical reef
All the experts can agree on
regarding your motives
in the Cape Canaveral crash...
is that they know nothing
(it puzzles me so...)
Now I'm full grown, and I've a spacecraft of my own
But there you sit, still upon your Earthly throne
Hey darling, throw this space-pup a bone
Don't touch that dial, don't hang up that phone
Band's playin' hail to the chief
(Don't hang up that phone)
Thank you Skidd for that nice tribute to a wonderful Russian dog.
The Russians didn't treat their human cosmonauts much better.
Loosing several in those early years.
But they knew what they are signing up for.
Laika didn't have that choice.
USA had a few near disasters in space ourselves.
Ed White, during America's first space walk, suite ballooned up and he had a difficult time getting back in.
Same thing happened to the Russian cosmonaut earlier, but of curse they didn't tell us about that little problem.
Armstrong (yes that Armstrong) and Scott nearly lost their lives when their Gemini capsule started tumbling end over end, creating g-forces that almost caused them to black out.
Our early days in space had several interesting secrets.
Like the spacesuite that was found not too long ago in a forgotten store room that bore the name patch of '007'.
The Russians didn't treat their human cosmonauts much better.
Loosing several in those early years.
But they knew what they are signing up for.
Laika didn't have that choice.
USA had a few near disasters in space ourselves.
Ed White, during America's first space walk, suite ballooned up and he had a difficult time getting back in.
Same thing happened to the Russian cosmonaut earlier, but of curse they didn't tell us about that little problem.
Armstrong (yes that Armstrong) and Scott nearly lost their lives when their Gemini capsule started tumbling end over end, creating g-forces that almost caused them to black out.
Our early days in space had several interesting secrets.
Like the spacesuite that was found not too long ago in a forgotten store room that bore the name patch of '007'.
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