What's the scariest thing in the world?
A week before Halloween, Zee-Zee was just climbing up into the window to see if anything exciting was happening outside, when suddenly there was a big THUD! and a big soapy, foamy, spongy thing banged into the window!
Zee-Zee squealed and ran to find Mommy, who reassured him that it was only the window cleaner, who turned out to be really nice, even though he was a big scary wolf with big sharp teeth that made him look a little bit like a vampire, and he even let Zee-Zee use his squeegee. But even so, that was when Zee-Zee decided on the perfect scary costume to go out trick-or-treating in!
Raikan the Daddy the Mummy belongs to
Raikan
Zee-Zee squealed and ran to find Mommy, who reassured him that it was only the window cleaner, who turned out to be really nice, even though he was a big scary wolf with big sharp teeth that made him look a little bit like a vampire, and he even let Zee-Zee use his squeegee. But even so, that was when Zee-Zee decided on the perfect scary costume to go out trick-or-treating in!
Raikan the Daddy the Mummy belongs to
Raikan
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Aww, thanks, Sierra! Don't worry, I'll save you some candy and you can come trick-or-treating next year when you're big and grown up like me!
(Actually, Zee-Zee's only going around a couple of houses on his street, and then it's bedtime. It's still fun to be out after dark, though!)
(Actually, Zee-Zee's only going around a couple of houses on his street, and then it's bedtime. It's still fun to be out after dark, though!)
Heehee, I could just hear you saying that. ^.^ And yep, big-squirrel trainers! It went a bit like this:
Zena: Now, Zee-Zee, do you think maybe you should wear a diaper under your costume, just in case? We might not be able to find a potty in a hurry, and those overalls are hard to take off quickly...
Zee-Zee (looking horrified): But Mommy! Big scary vampire window cleaners don't wear diapers! They wear pull-ups! I'm a big squirrel!
Zena (with a sigh): Well, okay, sweetie, if you go to the potty now before you get dressed up, so you won't have to go later.
Zee-Zee (bouncing up and down impatiently): But Mommy, we gotta go trick-or-treating right now or there won't be any candy left!
Zena: We're not going anywhere until you go and sit on the potty, little vampire. Hurry up and go, and there'll be plenty of candy!
So Zee-Zee ran to the bathroom, waited just inside the door, cleverly calculated the minimum amount of time he could spend there that would satisfy Mommy that he'd really tried to go potty, and hurried back to get his costume on. And now he's thinking, in the middle of all the yay-I'm-getting-candy excitement, that maybe he has to go pee-pee soon if he doesn't want to be a vampire window cleaner with a wet pull-up, and hoping Mommy doesn't notice and take him home early...
Zena: Now, Zee-Zee, do you think maybe you should wear a diaper under your costume, just in case? We might not be able to find a potty in a hurry, and those overalls are hard to take off quickly...
Zee-Zee (looking horrified): But Mommy! Big scary vampire window cleaners don't wear diapers! They wear pull-ups! I'm a big squirrel!
Zena (with a sigh): Well, okay, sweetie, if you go to the potty now before you get dressed up, so you won't have to go later.
Zee-Zee (bouncing up and down impatiently): But Mommy, we gotta go trick-or-treating right now or there won't be any candy left!
Zena: We're not going anywhere until you go and sit on the potty, little vampire. Hurry up and go, and there'll be plenty of candy!
So Zee-Zee ran to the bathroom, waited just inside the door, cleverly calculated the minimum amount of time he could spend there that would satisfy Mommy that he'd really tried to go potty, and hurried back to get his costume on. And now he's thinking, in the middle of all the yay-I'm-getting-candy excitement, that maybe he has to go pee-pee soon if he doesn't want to be a vampire window cleaner with a wet pull-up, and hoping Mommy doesn't notice and take him home early...
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