
This is how you do it right?
Actually, isn't it weird that the lotion tube has become shorthand for jerking off? Like, you see the lotion bottle in a pic and you think "Oh yeah he's just jerked off." I don't know if a lot of people actually use lotion or that's just a Hollywood thing. I just go in dry because I masturbate like a cub scout sanding a block of wood for the Pinewood Derby.
Actually, isn't it weird that the lotion tube has become shorthand for jerking off? Like, you see the lotion bottle in a pic and you think "Oh yeah he's just jerked off." I don't know if a lot of people actually use lotion or that's just a Hollywood thing. I just go in dry because I masturbate like a cub scout sanding a block of wood for the Pinewood Derby.
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Obviously the solution to this poor creature's dilemma is to fetishize how much of a corrupt monster he is becoming.
lotion is for amateurs who are too tight with the grip and don't seem to have the restraint to "edge it". Also if it's starting to chafe, Vaseline is superior considering it's lubricating properties increase with greater friction and temperatures.
lotion is for amateurs who are too tight with the grip and don't seem to have the restraint to "edge it". Also if it's starting to chafe, Vaseline is superior considering it's lubricating properties increase with greater friction and temperatures.
One time I was jerking it while random songs were playing on my iPod, and this one came up right after I finished:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2t-17lZoz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2t-17lZoz0
Literally worse th... atleast on par with Hitler.
http://www.wikiart.org/en/salvador-.....r-masturbating
That said his first panel face is adorable. XD
http://www.wikiart.org/en/salvador-.....r-masturbating
That said his first panel face is adorable. XD
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