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posted 17 years ago PrOn Artist

Not pictured: Me getting funky in a hut full of old Korean men to a jukebox that is plugged into...?

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RoboMattias ~thebeast76

Renaissance Robot

17 years ago

THE SUN.

Watcher

17 years ago

Wow, you got a huge zit on your forehead...

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

You have cankles.

Watcher

17 years ago

Oh be mature now, that's leprosy, not canckles.
Kids these days...

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

And that's not a zit, that's a blood clot. :) Just following suit.

Artist of Lewds

17 years ago

Nothing that Photoshoop can't fix.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

I'm not that insecure.

Seritaph ~seritaph

Writer

17 years ago

Gonna be interesting explaining to the doctor just how you did that to your foot. Y'know. That.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*roundhouse*

TehSean ~tehsean

Landscaper

17 years ago

Next picture: broken mirror with boot stuck in it.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*roundhouse*

TehSean ~tehsean

Landscaper

17 years ago

*teeth and blood* *K-O*
x_x

TachiKay ~tachikusanagi

Dingus

17 years ago

Hello there! =D

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*roundhouse*

TachiKay ~tachikusanagi

Dingus

17 years ago

You shall not copy Chuck Norris! >:O

Sizalia ~sizalia

Anime Artist

17 years ago

Dude? Awesome. =3

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*roundhouse?
roundhouse*

Sizalia ~sizalia

Anime Artist

17 years ago

Don't make me go Chuck Norris!

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

Chuck Norris would be too insulted by his being almost French to even consider him an opponent.

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

Nice boot.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*roundhouse*

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

*faster counter front snap kick* *trained in the art of being better at kicking people than others*

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*blocks your kick with a retarded knife technique- seriously have you ever seen him use a knife it's ridiculous- then roundhouse*

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

I forgot to tell you that the rules here are not reality, they're what they are in his movies.

Monolith ~deusexkittycoon

The Void of Infinite Stars

17 years ago

The mirror is not to scale. or does that elbow really look like it's forming a butt?

Watcher

17 years ago

that's his hand, not his elbow.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

See below comment for *roundhouse*

Monolith ~deusexkittycoon

The Void of Infinite Stars

17 years ago

I went to public school, what do I know?

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

*blocks knife then kick with foot, then kicks again without putting leg down* Actually, I don't believe I have, I don't really watch movies.

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

gah it SAID it was going to be replying to you then changed its mind apparently.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

Yeah, he always blocks attacks with his really limited martial expertise and somehow comes out on top. What makes it completely, hilariously bad is when he's forced to use a weapon, which only really serves to make you feel embarassed for him. He's so bad.

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

Hahah. Sounds like I should be glad I've never seen one of his movies, bad martial arts bugs me. Also, this makes me think of The Steven Seagal Show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OZ_5iUp6-M

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

Hahah, I loved those flashes.

GunslingerDragon ~gunslingerdragon

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

The third one is the best

"... please don't break my arm..." "*breaks arm*"

Anime Artist

17 years ago

BISON, YOU SEEK SUNUVABEETCH

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

God, he was the worst pick for a thoroughly AMERICAN character.

Anime Artist

17 years ago

I know, i love that movie, it's a disaster, but it's fun to watch, too bad it killed raul julia.

BalloonPrincess ~balloonprincess

Anime Artist

17 years ago

Too cool! Makes me think of the people I have seen messing around after watching movies like "Mortal Combat" and "Matrix". :)

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Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

1) My god, that's so... likely. Born Fur Vengeance.

2) You know? Easily. And that's horrifying.

3) I'm half-curious, half-thankful.

Crafter

17 years ago

Everybody was kung-fu fighting...

RYE6484 ~rye6484

17 years ago

damn you look like someone stole your money and ya got some jet lee moves to smash in his ass er something.

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

Technically I do. xD But nobody stole my remaining three dollars. :P

RYE6484 ~rye6484

17 years ago

TREE DARA!? DAMN! you cheap bastared get a job

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

I have one. A dara don't go as far as it used to. :\

RYE6484 ~rye6484

17 years ago

hmmmm well you could do some commissions on dev and here to i guess, thatll make some quick dough

ToraChan ~torachan

Art Gremlin

17 years ago

LOL that is awesome :P

WAH!

Norithics ~norithics

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PrOn Artist

17 years ago

*makes warbling Bruce Lee turkey noises*

expandrew ~expandrew

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

yello thar

rick2tails ~rick2tails

Watcher

17 years ago

my fave line of his movies (at least the parts of them i`ve seen I dont think I`ve sat through a whole one before) is where some gangster reacts in surprise to him being twins "theres 2 of them!"

animalalf ~animalalf

Anthro Artist

17 years ago

0_0...paf!!!...X_X

Viva-La-Tailsko ~viva-la-tailsko

Watcher

16 years ago

Awesome. The gr8 one: REVEALED kicking air.

TheGrey ~thegrey

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

-Breaks into a 60 second long, level three super taunt-

Korsall ~korsall

Watcher

14 years ago

-_-

Why is it that the first thing I notice in this is that it appears that at the time of this picture you were using the exact same brand of toothbrush I use now... Weird...

Badass pose though.

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