Done for a Creative Writing class in the fall of 05. The subject was to make a list of 20 words or phrases and use them in the poem. So it was 30 minutes before the beginning of class and I had nothing to turn in. Due to that I actually managed to pull this out of my hind end in that 30 minutes. What was more surprising was that the Professor actually liked it.

So I challenge you thus. There are a few pop culture references hidden in this poem. See if you can find them.