Very~

A comic about your normal life? ;P

There's GOT to be a better way!

And for the next 20 minutes with this special television only offer, it can be yours for just six easy payments of $99.99!

Plus postage and packaging!

I now wanna see furry infomercials for sex toys now.

"Tired of your boyfriend cumming before your satisfied? Get the massive dragon dildo that never runs out of stamina, just get it wet, slip it in, go at your own pace and enjoy." The video shows 2 seconds of anal before the boyfriend cums and falls asleep on his mate while that quote is said.

Other ideas: A shark mouth flesh light for those you wanna get blown by a shark but hate those painful nicks in your manhood, Ouch!
A chastity device for guys with embarrassing erection problems, like his partner walks in on him getting an erection watching the human centipede.

Hah nice :D

Oh no, he dropped his Millets! /view/15725380/

Informercialia would probably self-destruct within a week.

Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDjcgiwIiY
Relevant part starts at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asD.....IiY&t=4m4s