Actually makes me picture what my dragon would look like if I went with the fat route. XD

*Plays saxophone behind Ryuu-kun in a teasing manner, making it sound obvious that he be tad tubby.* :v

Lol. CX

totally true!

It's not that he's too fat, it's just that the wing-to-body ratio is so disproportionate that the mass even if he were skinny as a rail wouldn't be nearly low enough to account for the minor volume that those wings could compensate for *Adjusts glasses*

HAES
:^)

I don't want to be the party pooper... But it looks like he's taking a dump.

Before I had read the description, I honestly thoughed that the dragon trys to fly by farting, but isn't able to fart on commando

*cues up: I Believe I Can Fly!*

Teheh thats really cute. Poor fatty X3

I know them struggles.

I believe I can fly!

*Checks the size of the wings and shakes his shaggy head*

Wuffy's afraid that, even were you skinny as a super model, you'd still never get off the ground. However, never fear! For there is still a possible solution!

*Whips a huge cylinder of helium from behind his back*

A proper application of this wonderful gas, and you'll soon be light enough that even the cutest lil' wings will be able to propel you about the skies.

*Inserts hose into dragon's muzzle and tapes his shut with several wraps of duct tape* Don't want it slipping out accidentally as we're working - the price of helium has gotten so expensive, we don't want to risk losing any.

*Cranks open the valve*

There we go! Just relax and expand, and soon you'll be plying the friendly skies in avia-rific joy!

*looks at the amount of bulk to be lifted and ponders a moment*

You ARE fairly elastic, aren't you? I mean, it's gong to take a LOT of gas to lift all of that fa---- err... muscle. No problem though - wuff's sure your belly can handle it! *pat pats*

fatty!!!!

It's the wing size. :3

Aww, poor dragon.. :P

Was going to suggest helium, but someone beat me to it.

There are a lot of good times to be a dragon but this is not one of them I must say.