"One glass o` milk a day will make you grow big and strong!
Too much milk, on the other hand, might lead to unexpected side effects, such as involuntary mooing, a drastically increased appetite for greens and spontaneous growth of bovine features, including, but not limited to, hooves, horns, short fur and the occasional tail.
We would hereby like to remind you that the Jolly Farmers Cooperative accepts no liability for any form of physical or mental change that might occur as a direct result of consuming our products, and even if we did, there would be perfectly nothing we could do about it.
Those affected by the above symptoms are, however, sincerely invited to visit our center for research and development for observation and sampling.
Naturally, guests will recieve a free glass of milk."

This one is technically the first drawing I did in this pin-up style, so the original is a little smaller and not as clean as the others. Also, I am reusing slight variations of that pose way too often...
Aaargh, begone, foul demon of overly critical self-loathing! The power of fluff compells you!

What´s next - sphynx or tree?