So a friend of mine was shaving his beard, and I was like "since you're shaving yours, I'll give myself a beard"

This is what came out, I decided to go upstairs to my moms bedroom and suprise her, I'm still laughing.

Mom: AHHH!! AHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Best day of my life, I am pooping myself laughing.