23 submissions
1)- What is your name?
"Gummy Dee Duvall "
"Rhonda Aletambra...Puffy"
2)- How old are you?
"75 years and still kickin' "
"...Geez, you're old, sweetheart..."
"Yeah, yeah, answer the question, Puff."
"Alright, alright! No need to get your film-reel in a bunch! 25~"
3)- What are your hobbies?
"Upright bass and pissing off those god-awful anime characters"
"*Snrk* Singin' and playin' the sax."
4)- What do you hate most in this world?
"Japs...oooh. Japs...and producers."
"Way to stay family friendly, Pops. People that breed innocent creatures for some stupid fashion statement."
"...So your stereotypical, white doll-face."
"Wow.../WOW/. Okay. This is why you're cancelled in the first place!"
5)- Who do you love most in this world?
"Me, myself, and my writer, of course~"
"All my little pups that are still subjugated and abused by people that do not know how to treat the lovelies that grace them with their presence~"
6)- Are you bored yet?
"...I'll put it to ya this way. I'd take a hike if my writer didn't tell me to do this."
"...Not with 'grandpa low-quality radio' over here."
"Bite me, pup"
7)- Interested in anyone?
"Nope."
"Nope."
"...You know we'll probably be 'shipped by the end of this, right?"
"...Don't remind me..."
8)- Do you love me?
"....Who are you again?"
"W-woah. Let's not jump the gun, suga'. At least buy me dinner~"
9)- Are you a troll?
"...Do I look like I lurk under a bridge?"
"...Coulda fooled me~"
10)- Do you have any siblings?
"Nope."
"Five. Love em to death."
11)- I know where you live.
"Okay. You want a cookie, Fat Head? Southwest 14th street, Toon City."
"...That's....Um...Thanks....?"
12)- What do you feel about fanboys/fan girls?
"Hue...You a fan of me, you've probably bought the farm and sittin' 6ft under by now."
"Ah...Well, it'd be nice to know my work's gettin' some lovin'~"
13)- What are you?
"What a drunk man from the 40's conjures in his basement after his wife left him."
"Yeesh...Just your everyday poodle, trying to make a difference~"
14)- Do you find anyone sexy?
"Hm...Well, Betty Boop was one helluva dame for her time...a shame she's mostly on the purses of brats that's never even seen her work."
"A few, but that's none of ya business~"
15)- Notice me senpai!!!!!
"...The fuck did you just say to me, you Slan- *CENSORCENSORCENSOR* "
"...goodness, you really ARE from the 40's..."
16)- Are you still here?
"...and about ready to hang it up, really."
"Likewise."
17)- Do you live with anybody?
"Nope. Just me, me,me.
"...nope...sadly, I'm a loooone pup."
18)- Do you have any friends?
"A few. I tend to hang solo for the most part."
"...Am I a part of that list, Pops?~"
"...Oh hush."
19)- What is your favorite color?
"You're lookin' at em hun. Black an' white."
"Oh, I always loved a nice earthy brown~"
20)- What do you look for in someone?
"...If they're going to be bad business...and if they know when to stop with the questions?"
"*snickers*"
21)- What is your type?
"...NEXT!"
"Not you, that's for certain~"
22)- Bye!
"Take a powder then."
"Bye, bye~"
__________________
Turning off her recorder, the poodle looked up from her 'interview sheet', a small grin threatening to dominate her features. As expected, her flatmate looked equal parts annoyed and incredulous at the pushy questions they were assigned'. To be frank, she was sure she'd be in a similar state if they kept going with the questions. Lucky for her, his irritation never failed to amuse her. Even with his jaded attitude, it was hard to hate a guy with humour and charisma etched into their very soul...and artstyle. "Think this will do?"
They both knew the answer to that. It was the third time they've gone to an ad agency to try and get their private investigations team off the ground and their answers were practically scripted at this point.
"...Probably not~"
"...THEN WHY WASTE MY TIME WITH THIS PAIN IN THE NECK!?"
"Give the boys at the agency something to smile about?~"
"..."
Ah! There it was! It was small, and most wouldn't catch it with downturn of his lips that was given immediately afterwards, but she caught it. A small twitch of the lips. The beginnings of a smirk. He was still an entertainer alright and, looking out the window at their home, she couldn't help but feel a small bit of pity. Such a sweet cartoon, jaded by his lonely town of forgotten animations.
She couldn't quite stop the grin anymore and lazily popped the tape into an envelope, both in a silent agreement that such a reason was good enough.
______________
[ Done by the lovely Doveletters. <3 http://doveletters.deviantart.com/ ]
Rhonda and Gummy, both property of malren92.
"Gummy Dee Duvall "
"Rhonda Aletambra...Puffy"
2)- How old are you?
"75 years and still kickin' "
"...Geez, you're old, sweetheart..."
"Yeah, yeah, answer the question, Puff."
"Alright, alright! No need to get your film-reel in a bunch! 25~"
3)- What are your hobbies?
"Upright bass and pissing off those god-awful anime characters"
"*Snrk* Singin' and playin' the sax."
4)- What do you hate most in this world?
"Japs...oooh. Japs...and producers."
"Way to stay family friendly, Pops. People that breed innocent creatures for some stupid fashion statement."
"...So your stereotypical, white doll-face."
"Wow.../WOW/. Okay. This is why you're cancelled in the first place!"
5)- Who do you love most in this world?
"Me, myself, and my writer, of course~"
"All my little pups that are still subjugated and abused by people that do not know how to treat the lovelies that grace them with their presence~"
6)- Are you bored yet?
"...I'll put it to ya this way. I'd take a hike if my writer didn't tell me to do this."
"...Not with 'grandpa low-quality radio' over here."
"Bite me, pup"
7)- Interested in anyone?
"Nope."
"Nope."
"...You know we'll probably be 'shipped by the end of this, right?"
"...Don't remind me..."
8)- Do you love me?
"....Who are you again?"
"W-woah. Let's not jump the gun, suga'. At least buy me dinner~"
9)- Are you a troll?
"...Do I look like I lurk under a bridge?"
"...Coulda fooled me~"
10)- Do you have any siblings?
"Nope."
"Five. Love em to death."
11)- I know where you live.
"Okay. You want a cookie, Fat Head? Southwest 14th street, Toon City."
"...That's....Um...Thanks....?"
12)- What do you feel about fanboys/fan girls?
"Hue...You a fan of me, you've probably bought the farm and sittin' 6ft under by now."
"Ah...Well, it'd be nice to know my work's gettin' some lovin'~"
13)- What are you?
"What a drunk man from the 40's conjures in his basement after his wife left him."
"Yeesh...Just your everyday poodle, trying to make a difference~"
14)- Do you find anyone sexy?
"Hm...Well, Betty Boop was one helluva dame for her time...a shame she's mostly on the purses of brats that's never even seen her work."
"A few, but that's none of ya business~"
15)- Notice me senpai!!!!!
"...The fuck did you just say to me, you Slan- *CENSORCENSORCENSOR* "
"...goodness, you really ARE from the 40's..."
16)- Are you still here?
"...and about ready to hang it up, really."
"Likewise."
17)- Do you live with anybody?
"Nope. Just me, me,me.
"...nope...sadly, I'm a loooone pup."
18)- Do you have any friends?
"A few. I tend to hang solo for the most part."
"...Am I a part of that list, Pops?~"
"...Oh hush."
19)- What is your favorite color?
"You're lookin' at em hun. Black an' white."
"Oh, I always loved a nice earthy brown~"
20)- What do you look for in someone?
"...If they're going to be bad business...and if they know when to stop with the questions?"
"*snickers*"
21)- What is your type?
"...NEXT!"
"Not you, that's for certain~"
22)- Bye!
"Take a powder then."
"Bye, bye~"
__________________
Turning off her recorder, the poodle looked up from her 'interview sheet', a small grin threatening to dominate her features. As expected, her flatmate looked equal parts annoyed and incredulous at the pushy questions they were assigned'. To be frank, she was sure she'd be in a similar state if they kept going with the questions. Lucky for her, his irritation never failed to amuse her. Even with his jaded attitude, it was hard to hate a guy with humour and charisma etched into their very soul...and artstyle. "Think this will do?"
They both knew the answer to that. It was the third time they've gone to an ad agency to try and get their private investigations team off the ground and their answers were practically scripted at this point.
"...Probably not~"
"...THEN WHY WASTE MY TIME WITH THIS PAIN IN THE NECK!?"
"Give the boys at the agency something to smile about?~"
"..."
Ah! There it was! It was small, and most wouldn't catch it with downturn of his lips that was given immediately afterwards, but she caught it. A small twitch of the lips. The beginnings of a smirk. He was still an entertainer alright and, looking out the window at their home, she couldn't help but feel a small bit of pity. Such a sweet cartoon, jaded by his lonely town of forgotten animations.
She couldn't quite stop the grin anymore and lazily popped the tape into an envelope, both in a silent agreement that such a reason was good enough.
______________
[ Done by the lovely Doveletters. <3 http://doveletters.deviantart.com/ ]
Rhonda and Gummy, both property of malren92.
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
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