At least I don't have any hair except for the top of my head. But luckily, I've never been cooked. I'm too good.

I can always change that someday.

.....and actually..... now that i think about it.....


ah yes here it is
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2748778/
I had to go WAY back in my gallery to find this old gem!

Oh shit, that is old as hell, I forgot about it. XD

its damn near.....

<_<


>_>


six years old!

I know. XD I bet you've learned a lot of new tricks in that time. But then again, so have I...

aww, i mentioned the age of a picture and no psychotic overreacting nutjobs came out :(

you get all the fun.

I'M POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!! BLARGLE!

YOU NEVER LET ME FIND OUT WHAT KIND!!!

You can message him on his page.

Also butchering happens for a reason. A full roast wouod be like. Forever to cook. And ya gotta get the icky bits out

I suppose you could go luau style wrapped in tinfoil and buried in coals. .. ive ponderes this too much too

Even in luau style youll want to shave the silly thing so the hair doesnt burn. So nasty!

Then you have those like me where sushi is better, considering im immune to fire X3

youd make such colorful sushi o_o
like... REALLY colorful!

Rainbow Roo Roll X3~o

stop that! youre making me actually wanna draw that >: (

and a spicy aemi roll with a side of soy sauce and ginger :3~o

i wouldnt be spicy and be damned if there was ginger involved. Id be salty as fuck with crab meat and maybe scallops stuffed in there with me, with some high sodium soy salt and wasabi :D
thats how aemi takes her rolls!

X3 if its got wasabi itd still be spicy

not as bad as ginger. that stuff burns for some reason o_0
plus for some obscure reason i really like the taste of wasabi. i have no idea why when i hate ginger so much.

>.> and they never skin them either. Some skin can get quite tough

you need the skin to hold in the juices though. You dont need to eat it if you dont want. just peel it back.

This made me laugh so much because, well - I've been there myself. You know you've been doing fetish work for too long when you apply reality to it. At least we know you'll make the most realistic fantasies. :3

I still need to do a comic for this but once I was browsing reference pictures (usually porn cuz thats what i draw afterall) and there was this picture of a guy and all I saw was this fucking jigsaw mat he was laying on and I mentally calculated where it was at Walmart, how much it cost, and if we had any left in stock last time I was in the back room.

Hobbies and real life bleed together so much sometimes T_T

It's sad, but true.

I hate how I haven't worked at WM since 2007 yet I still have a pretty good idea of what you're talking about and around how much it would cost.

x.x

Housewares aisle next to the rugs! >_<

I laughed way too hard at this one lol

Proffessional always studies situation in every detail, before executing solution.

*Hides from vore stuff* ><