*smiles*
So, yeah... Seriously, what the hell? What an odd manner of thing to have growing everywhere like a weed. *rubs her head* I feel cheated, really. All I get in my front yard? Dandelions. They're everywhere, the little bastards. And if you eat those things the best you get is severe stomach pain- no healing properties whatsoever. *hands up* Granted, at the right time of year you can pounce on a big pile of them and scatter seeds everywhere like a total boob- which is the bomb, by the way- But apparently if I lived in the magickal land of the Herald, weeding my garden could very well result in a weed-munching festival of regenenerative properties and nigh-immortality.
I'm tellin' ya, it's just not fair. I'm moving.
So, yeah... Seriously, what the hell? What an odd manner of thing to have growing everywhere like a weed. *rubs her head* I feel cheated, really. All I get in my front yard? Dandelions. They're everywhere, the little bastards. And if you eat those things the best you get is severe stomach pain- no healing properties whatsoever. *hands up* Granted, at the right time of year you can pounce on a big pile of them and scatter seeds everywhere like a total boob- which is the bomb, by the way- But apparently if I lived in the magickal land of the Herald, weeding my garden could very well result in a weed-munching festival of regenenerative properties and nigh-immortality.
I'm tellin' ya, it's just not fair. I'm moving.
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