can i fail the mision next? :3

Then me next.

Go right ahead, be sure to bring Felvine too hehe.

Melynx: (Is formulating a plan with his band of fellow Melynx, a couple of whom are keeping an eye out for eavesdroppers) Okay, so we're all in agreement on how this will work, right? Everyone knows what they need to do? (They nod)

Uber cute kitty squishies!

Mischievous thieving kitty squishies! XD

OK, this one is my favorite.

Yay I'm so glad ^^

The best fail.

Would totally let this happen X3

wait...somethings not right here...


how the felynes gonna cart the hunter :v

They aren't, the hunter is gonna be kitty pudge now X3

so many big predatory dragons in this game and even the herbivores are big enough to eat you by accident most of the time, you get eaten by melynx you deserve to be pudge. probably saved you from a much bigger fate

Yeah it's pretty pathetic to be eaten by one of them. But at least they get a nice meal out of it.

poor kitties gotta eat

Musta been saved with 1 HP by a skill for this to have happened. XD

Knocked into the next area by a bigger monster and then taken down by Melynxs before they can escape X3.

On the plus side, it's probably warm and cozy in there.

Gah, hate the little bastards...yet can't deny how cute ya made this~ X3 Lovely!

Just carry around some Felvine and you can let them rob you. You then get to watch them do their happy dance and scurry away X3

you failed this quest but your new quest begins as you go straight to the thighs!

I is gonna be part of the kitty's thighs!? Well that's not so bad ^^

Bwahahahaha this is adorable! Little suits

XD thanks a bunch!

Not a problem. Ehehehehe
Good thing there are no sune monsters in game or there would be a lot more failed quests lol

I wish there were some that could nom ya. There is a fox outfit for the Palico in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, it's super cute.

Ahahahah awesome.

If only this happened more often, then maybe I'd find myself getting hunted less.

because you would then be kitty food?

*pushes melynx* bad kitty

Melynx: *Squeaks instinctively at that, not having expected someone to just randomly walk up and push him*

"hahhahahhahahahhahahahahahah~" *teases the Melynx*

Melynx: *Blinks, then eventually growls up at you*

*takes the melynx's bag and holds it high in the air*

Melynx: *Growls again and stands up, the others starting to sneak closer to you in a circular formation* I would recommend you put that down.

*jumps from them and runs away, bag still in hand*

*The other Melynxes waste minimal time running after you, attempting to grab you*

*gets grabbed by the two melynxes and drops the bag trying to shake them off*

Main Melynx: *Heads over and picks up the bag* You're a rude one, aren't you?

"fuck off, you mangy feline bastard" *slams the other two melynxes on the ground by slamming my arms down*

Main Melynx: Not helping your case, kiddo. *Others quickly come to replace said Melynxes*

*bites the one melynx and headbutts the other one thus getting them off me, then runs away* "you have what you want, now leave me alone"

Main Melynx: Had you just given it back from the getgo instead of insulting me, I would have considered it. But mess with the Bulldrome and you get the tusks. *They again give chase*

*starts shooting at the melynxes with my bow and arrows while running*

Melynxes: !!! (Start to dodge in response, though a few are still hit)

*now starts throwing potions filled with poison in them at the melynxes*

*Again, the Melynxes dodge, but this time a few actually grab the potions and fling them back at you*

*dodges the potions with quick, ninja-like reflexes and then shoots poison arrows at them*

Main Melynx: *Growls as the other Melynxes keep pursuing with cat-like reflexes of their own, some trying to take shortcuts to lead you into a trap and surround you*

*disappears then reappears behind them* "you know nothing about me" *then throws shurikens at them*

(The Melynxes dodge)
Main Melynx: Actually, I know one thing. You've officially screwed up royally. You have insulted me and injured my crew. You may be powerful, but you are still outnumbered, and will remain so. And we will continue to take advantage of that until the army of one that you are becomes an army of none.

"wrong, because you just fucked up" *i hold out a remote control and press the button and explosions surround the melynxes* "hahhahahahahahhahahaha"

*The Melynxes respond by taking advantage of the explosions, leaping out to you from the light and grabbing you, then forcing you to the ground so that you can't try any more tricks*
Main Melynx: *Smirks and heads over* You were saying?

*poofs out in smoke and they realize they grabbed a substitute, then leaps out and grabs one of the melynxes and holds a kunai knife to their neck* "now, you were also saying, fool?"

Main Melynx: *Growls, having finally lost what remained of his patience, the others grabbing you and forcing you off him, pushing you to the ground for real this time* Death is too good for you, you bastard! I'll make certain you can never trouble us again!

*is now worried *

Melynx: *Grins, pulling a potion out of the bag* I pulled this out of the one that attacked us earlier. If the label's correct, it's supposed to keep the spirit bound to the body, essentially making the user immortal. I have no idea if it'll actually work long-term, but I'm just dying to find out. >;, (Forces it down your throat)

*bites down hard making the glass break*

*Surprisingly, though you wind up choking some on the glass, you don't die, even as no air enters your lungs*
Melynx:... That's a yes. Good. *Some others start to strip you of weapons and armor* That should make this next part extra fun.

starts struggling and gets very pissed off*

*The other Melynxes respond by gripping you with extra strength while the others keep stripping you*

*starts rolling to get them off me, then gets up and grabs the main melynx "NOW FUCKER, YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE OR I WILL PUNCH YOU TO DEATH!!!"

Main Melynx: Yeah, how 'bout no. *He opens his maw, and the others suddenly force you into it*

*grabs at the main melynx's uvula and pulls really hard at it*

Melynx: Ow! >.< I would recommend you let go before I decide to bite your hand off.

"let me out and i will then i'll never bother you again, and you won't have to see me again"

Melynx: Hmph. Fine. But you'd better keep your promise. *Spits you out*

"i'd like my stuff back, then i'll leave"

Melynx: Nah, consider it payment for showing mercy.

*growls at the main melynx, then runs off to go get an army*

*The Melynxes return to their hidden den to sort out what they can sell*

*tries to find the melynxes den with an army*

*The melynxes wind up finding them first: before they were on equal footing, but now that they're in their home turf, it's not even a contest, and before long you and your army are once again captured and put before the Main Melynx*
Main Melynx: *Frowns* I thought you said you wouldn't bother me again if I released you.

"well i didn't count on you stealing my stuff"

Melynx: It kept me from stealing far more than that.

"why the hell do you steal stuff anyways!? What the damn point?! You THAT poor!??!?!"

Melynx: Pretty much.

"wow that's sad"

Melynx: Eh. We've learned to endure. What we can't endure so easily, however, is broken promises. Since you seem incapable of keeping your part of the bargain, I see no reason to keep mine. *Shoves you into his maw once more, this time you having your arms bound in front of you so that you can't just grab his uvula again*

"i may have one trick up my sleeve" *slowly turns into a corrupted being with corrupted powers* "your screwed because now anything i touch will become corrupted and destroy itself AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

*The other Melynxes waste minimal time getting to work, extracting whatever's letting you do so before the transformation can become complete*

*the melynxes were too late and my transformation was complete* "now you die"

Melynx: *Had spit you out by then* Yeah, how 'bout no. When it comes to paying back those that break their promises, I can be patient. *The others take you to an isolated part of the building, sealing the only exit behind them*

*blasts the roof off with a corrupted blast and hits the sun. Then, the sun goes completely black* "THE AGE OF CORRUPTION HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!"

Melynx: O.o Wh-what are you doing?!

"CORRUPTING THIS WORLD AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS!!! STARTING..............WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires multiple huge corruption shards at all the melynxes and keeps on doing it until the main one is dead*

Main Melynx: *Growls, dodging the shards, as do the others* Not if I have anything to say about it! (Starts to dig through the bag)

*creates a huge ball of corruption and throws it at the melynxes, an attack for which they cannot dodge as it consumes the entire area along with the melynxes*

Main Melynx: *Instinctively leaps up and slashes the ball with a strange white sword he found in the bag, which strangely blocks the ball, causing it to stop dead in its tracks* O.o Wha- *Everything seems to stop from his POV, and he hears a voice speak to him*
Voice: Pure one, you must wield me, the White Blade. You must stop this corruption.
Melynx: Um. I'm not sure who you are, but you got the wrong guy. I'm a lot of things, but a good guy ain't one of them.
White Blade: Not inaccurate. But pure and good are not synonymous, as much as they are treated as so. You do not believe in good or evil. Only survival. Your are only concerned with making certain that you and your pack continue to survive. Not about the right or wrong of your actions taken towards that goal. I don't know about you, but if you'll pardon my language, that sounds pretty damned pure to me.
Melynx: I... guess I can't really argue with that... but what can I do?
WB: That is where I come in. You would think that a pure weapon would be in danger of being corrupted by corruption, but in fact the opposite is true. Good and evil are both something, and something that can be corrupted. But purity is nothing, meaning there is nothing to corrupt. As such, you must be the one to push this corrupt soul back. To contain and purify it before the world around you becomes corrupt itself.
Melynx: But I don't even know how to fight with a sword... can I really do that?
WB: You must. If you don't, whether because you failed or because you didn't try, the world around you will eventually become corrupted and destroy itself, as will everyone and everything impure on it, including your pack. Do you want that?
Melynx:... Well...
WB: I thought not. Even if you do not succeed, you must at the least try. For your pack.
Melynx:... *He returns to normal speed and fully deflects the corruption ball, sending it away as he lands onto the ground and goes into an offensive stance* For the pack! *Charges you*

*disappears then reappears behind the melynx and knocks him to the ground*

Melynx: *Grunts at that, then growls and gets back up* Are you insane?! You'd risk not just the lives of my pack but the world beyond by corrupting it just because I didn't want to give your stuff back?!

"This all could've been avoided and I would've given you money if you were nicer and asked"

Melynx: Not my point. Do you have any idea the risks you're taking, not just towards us but towards the world in general, by using that power of yours?!

*wields a corrupted greatsword and charges at the melynx* "as long as you're dead, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!"

Melynx: *Growls, intercepting the sword with his own* I knew you were crazy, I didn't know you were stupid. Surely even you can see that by damaging the world around you, you're putting yourself at risk too.

"you think i'm THAT stupid?!?!?! *starts laughing maniacally* "corruption is my ally, it will destroy everyone and everything but me, for you see.................I POSSESS CORRUPTION AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" *starts electrocuting the entire area with unstable corrupted electricity*

Melynx: *Growls* Then I guess I'll just have to stop you both! *Stabs you while you're distracted with this action*

*the corruption leaves my body and I'm left defenseless and in shock and tears as I start to cry*

Melynx: *Growls* Not so tough without your little tricks, are you?

*pulls out a gun I had hidden and points it to my head* "fuck this" *starts to pull the trigger*

Melynx: *Forces it away* Oh, believe me, you're going to disappear after all the trouble you've caused. Just not of your own power.

*gets angry and kicks the melynx as hard as I could right in the stomach region, then takes the gun, points it at my head then shoots*

*Because of the potion earlier, you'd just wind up blowing a hole in your head*
Melynx: Ow! >.< Ah, right... I forgot about that... *Disarms you for real, then picks you up by your paws*

*kicks the melynx harder than ever then headbutts him right in the forehead*

Melynx: *Grunts at that, but takes the headbutt as an opportunity to shove the head into his maw, quickly starting to swallow*

*bites the throat flesh hard and makes his throat bleed from the inside*

*The throat just stretches around your teeth as you travel down it*

*my sharp fangs and claws extend and I turn into a corrupted color as my eyes glow red and I start slicing up the melynx's throat*

*Again, the throat simply stretches around your claws, and if anything you wind up pushing yourself further inside trying to poke it*

*starts screaming louder than anything in the world*

Melynx: *Just keeps swallowing, not being able to stop even if he wanted to anyway*

*gives up having lost all hope*

Melynx: *Smiles as you eventually slide into his tummy*

*starts crying again knowing that I'm going to die a horrible death*

Melynx: *Smiles and rubs his tummy before turning his attention to the army, knowing you're securely in his tummy* Now then, about you people...

*is still crying*

Melynx: I don't particularly like it when people attack my pack... but, at the same time, I know most of you were just doing your job. You and I are rather similar in that way. We do what we can to survive. So I'll give you two options. Apologize for your actions, give us the items you were hoping to use against us and leave, never to bother us again... *Pokes his tummy, which gurgles* Or join your employer inside my stomach.

*starts pounding on the stomach walls*

Melynx: *Blushes at that, but forces himself to focus on the army* So which is it going to be?

*takes out a potion I had hidden that let's me turn into a phantom and drinks it*

Melynx: *Notices the way you're moving and, fearing another trick, compresses his tummy, forcing you to drop the potion*

*picks the potion back up and continues drinking it*

*By this point it's mixed with the acids below, meaning that, while it does soften your body, it doesn't give you the fully ethereal one you wanted*

*gets angry and summons the drawcia sorceress*

Drawcia: Ahh... ^^ *Pauses slightly, then looks around*...!!! *Starts to struggle herself*

*facepalms then corrupts the melynx*

*Due to his Pure nature, as the voice said to him, he would prove incorruptible, even from the inside*

*makes the melynx's belly inflate so much so to where he begs for mercy*

Melynx: *Blushes and rubs his tummy in response, purring*

*makes it inflate to blimp size*

Melynx: *Wags his tail at that* ^///^

*plants a bomb that I hid,inside his stomach*

*It explodes, causing the tummy to briefly expand just a bit larger*
Melynx: o.o! *Belches instinctively, sending out some smoke*

"Does anything kill you?!?!?!"

Melynx: Heh. Not from within, at least. You, on the other hand... *Fluids begin to be released by the walls*

*creates an acid-proof forcefield immediately*

Melynx: *Blinks at that, then after a bit smiles and rubs his tummy, willing to wait a bit for his tummy to be able to get to work*

"One thing I forgot to mention, I somehow linked myself to this world and if I die then so does this world" *starts laughing maniacally*

Melynx: Hm. Good thing I have many allies, then. *Begins to speak with some of the other Melynxes in a foreign tongue*

*somehow creates a spellbinding circle that keeps all the melynx still and unmoving* "your not going anywhere"

*Because of both the field around you and the tummy, the spell winds up bouncing right back onto you, leaving you stuck yourself*

*summons the gods of time*

*Given the fact that you're still stuck in place, you would find yourself more or less unable to: After a bit one of the Melynxes would rub the main one's tummy and start to chant*

*starts to pass out* "I will........haunt.......you.........." *passes out and dies*

*Because of the earlier potion, you wouldn't die, but you could pass out, at which point you would be digested into nutrients and pudge for the Melynx along with any knights that refused to leave them be, though the others would be released*

*is unable to speak*

Melynx: *Sells all the stuff he got today, then starts wandering, searching with the others for more people to "donate" to them*
(Well, that was fun.)

(Wasn't fun to me >:( )

(Aww... sorry to hear that.)