the amazing balancing alphabet squid! he takes dictation, he provides his own ink (provided you keep his diet proper), and he's a friend to people with horrible hand cramps everywhere as he skips and hops along the page all by himself!

you can even get them in different languages dictated by what area they're raised in, the perfect (and adorable) translator!

all yours for only $19.95!

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

oh wait nevermind. that's all there is.