Hey, be careful with that apostrophe!

I'm never careful with grammatical tools!

Cause you're a maverick?

Sad but true..they have to be under age....like..11 now..
Just scared myself O.o

Pens need to hurt drawing wang. Lots and lots of happy wang.

I approve of this statement.

My name is Vixen Chan. And I aprove this message. And remember vote for me in 2012 The year the world ends

I have so much wrongness to draw before then!

-B!

the world does not end then, the maya chalendar does

*blinks* Hey..... I think we at 2nd grade now

Yikes

WOW. That is dark. Heh...

Just a little, but I mean it in jest...

Although the world might prove me right. Scary!

-B!

Great....now the anti sacrifice league is going to have to have sex with grade schoolers. We had ENOUGH trouble finding enough men and women to get the high school done.

"...and even then, they had to discount oral sex."

What about discounts on oral sex?

-B!

depends on how much :D

heheh

...That's it, I'm done saving princesses. At this rate, I'll be having to change diapers whenever I brave evil cults.

Yeah that would be a pretty awkward romantic ending...

-B!

"Goobwaba brrb haha gee!"
'Uh..yeah babe, call me in fifteen years or so. Later'

Sounds like a new hero must take up the mantle! *poses heroically*

Yes, I'm sure most of the children in -your- grade schools are virgin, mmhmm.

aww cufe <33

Oh lordie... this IS a city on decline. Darn this recession!

It's not decadence, it's a survival strategy!

...And here I thought she meant they ran out of older virgins...

I'm surprised the grade school still has virgins.

Hey, Drake, can I borrow that idea? It won't get written for a while, because I've already got a ton on my plate, but you've really given me a rather strange idea. One that's just screwball enough to make for the kind of story that only someone like me could tell.

Sure, have fun!

-B!

if you want virgins just comb FA Ba dum bum!

Probably more of 4Chan though!

B!

hmm good point. oh well. just comb the internet forums in general then. them virgins is everywhere!

that is quite scary. They should be quite ashamed of themselves for this...she's too young for chains ;p

What would you bind her with then?

-B!

A jump rope?

Sugar. Get her comatose on a sugar high.

Not sure, but definitely not chains X3

glue? XD

maybe paper chains

Sacrifice is a serious endeavor. Can't be having jovial paper decorations, that would make the whole thing a farce! Next you'll be suggesting the kan-kan or the hokie-kokie in replacement for the hula dancing.

-SP

Yes. Yes indeed.

The electric slide ;p

You make mockery of it all! You'll turn this sacred duty into some kind of festive event!

-SP

So the pinata is a no go?

Candy is always welcome.

-SP

by the look of her, 'grade school' means pre-secondary...yeah, sounds about right

And then the flood of dead baby jokes began.

... don't tempt me.

What gets louder and smaller at the same time?

I suppose. But keep in mind I'm a bad listener.

-B!

*presses "THE BUTTON"*

Virgins are a dieing breed (lol)

Ouch!

hey... even the grade schools aren't all virgin filled. *looks at Pedo bear*

That bear does get around!

-B!

so does chris hansen unfortunatly as well

* Rescues and devirginises* Now she's safe!

Reminds me of highschool. Seems every freshmen girl that went to my highschool already had like 2 kids and was pregnent with the third.

In today's day-and-age you have to go further back than that. You might have to hit the preschools to find virgins, and it's "iffy" then too.

I blame Disney.

Sorry little Suzy, but your mom just couldn't keep her legs closed... for me >.>

Its not society's fault. Those darn sacrafices keep telling the guards they don't want to die virgins, and.... well one thing leads to another... and they gotta look for new sacrafices.

That's an interesting paradox there!

-B!

Its all the guards' faults.

Look, I said I was sorry! ;D

Oh man, don't sacrifice the cute little hyenas, B! How are they going to grow up to be hot teenage hyenas?!

Resurrection spells?

"I thought I was going to be sacrificed... I'm not dead?" "Nope, but you were--temporarily. Virgins are just in such short supply these days that we have to recycle."

And thats why people should be careful with who they elect as officials. Or at least live long enough to come into power if its the hereditary thing.

how can you sacrafice such an adorable little virgin and shes absolutly right about that society but because its the right thing to do im gona fuck her silly so they wont have the opertunity to sacrafice her ;D

"When I went to Catholic school, the only virgin was out on the front lawn."

Think about it.

So the grounds keeper wasn't getting any? So sad...

-B!

*ahem*

...Virgin Mary.

The internet will always have a plentiful supply for sacrifices. I'm sure that's why it was invented. It's a government scheme to ensure that, should some demonic overlord or giant hamster enter our plane of existence we'll have enough sacrifices to placate its need.

The thing about virgin sacrifices, though, is that I'm sure they're supposed to be pure and in their prime, unsullied, etc. The internet, however, is anything but pure or clean and generally makes rather unappetizing people. Would the demon hamster consider it an affront to serve such unappealing and irreverent sacrifices?

-SP

Shes soo cute she looks liek one of the gnoll girls ai drew awhile ago sooo adorable
Jace rescues her >8)