For some reason that defies statistic I never seem to be able to pass saving throws and are therefore out of combat most of the time. That's pretty darn embarassing, especially since when you should be party support, not the supportee (I'm the dedicated healer/buffer).

Last game I was giving a speech to the enemies trying to sound baddass. As I was talking they paralized me and I spent the whole combat on the spot.

Screaming internally.