My name is Seritaph and I approve of these shenanigans. The 'aheh...' grin is just the right touch. Although one would think the pooltoy section or perhaps sporting goods might have been a more successful foray.

But let's face it. When one needs to fool all of the people all of the time, one has to rely on *reverb on* TECHNOLOGY.

That's right. Now. If everyone could stand riiiight here. Yes, on the large red x. Thank you. I'll just nip off behind this very large and and made of extremely inert material wall.

*ZOWNT*

Have no undue concerns! The swelling shall go down eventually.

c____c;

Well I love HAT brand clothes.

hat is where it's at. or at least I couldn't think of anything else to put on there except" when life takes a dump on yer head you go and craft it into a hat that says when life takes a dump on yer head you go and craft it into a hat that says ..."