Another topical poem from me. This is relevant to my job I have (as of right now) at McDonald's. It also mentions a special that (as of right now) we are doing: double cheeseburger and small fries combo for $2.50. A drink is not included with this, but since large drinks a la carte are just $1, it's still a heck of a deal.
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I see. Note I'm only a crew member and I didn't start working until last month. The one chore I haven't done as of now is the back drive-thru window, where customers would pay me. Also, I don't know how you feel about the double-lane drive-thru, but I objected to it when that first started.
A poem about junk food specials? Really? Well, I suppose Andy Warhol would be amused.
If I were you I'd ad in a layer of black humour— subtly alluding to obesity, heart attacks and malnutrition.
Or go real political with how they're capitalist bloodsuckers trashing the Earth, slaughtering millions, and immiserating people the world over.
#imlovinit
If I were you I'd ad in a layer of black humour— subtly alluding to obesity, heart attacks and malnutrition.
Or go real political with how they're capitalist bloodsuckers trashing the Earth, slaughtering millions, and immiserating people the world over.
#imlovinit
To each his own opinion; it's a free country. There do seem to be more people (counting the people I've rung orders up on cash register) who want the cheaper stuff such as a McDouble than there are people getting fancy sandwiches like the Quarter Pounder Deluxe.
Thank you for the compliments. It's only fitting that 10 is the number attached to the value meal that is 10 McNuggets.
As a customer, my most common order is 2 McChickens (but without mayo) and a large soda since they're just $1. And starting today, as a matter of fact, the McCafe menu not only has frozen lemonade (classic or strawberry) but now serving just lemonade (known as lemon on ice in the registers), also in classic or strawberry. Plus, there's a new Green Apple smoothie making its debut.
As a customer, my most common order is 2 McChickens (but without mayo) and a large soda since they're just $1. And starting today, as a matter of fact, the McCafe menu not only has frozen lemonade (classic or strawberry) but now serving just lemonade (known as lemon on ice in the registers), also in classic or strawberry. Plus, there's a new Green Apple smoothie making its debut.
That's good we agree on something. I just hope the new CEO can help us turn around for the better; I mean, I've noticed some of the recent changes to mark the beginning of his stint and the end of the other guy. We used to have 16 choices for a Value Meal; now we just have 11. The Big Mac remains #1, though; it's always been that way.
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